Worst. Lobbyist. Ever.

"Who are you and how did you get in here?"

Slimin' makes me feel good.

Too bad, this is not a democracy, fuck you.*

It's important to regularly clean your D.

*instrumental chorus reprise over credit crawl smash*

Season 4's finale is in the running for best episode ever.

Season two of NYSU has been fantastic. They're writing better for the puppet characters, and most of the guests have fit in really well. PFT, unsurprisingly, is killing it.

It would suck to live inside a refrigerator, because you'd probably freeze to death, and if it was the old style you'd probably be stuck inside.

"Petition to give John Goodman six, maybe seven Oscars."
- Matt Zoller Seitz on twitter some time in the past

Don't be spatuous, Jeffrey.

"I would like in general to treat people with much more care and respect."

I'll be in my bunk.

Averg the Nerg.

Animals as Squarepusher

The AV Club
repeated failure to the point of becoming self-parody

*Matt Besser angrily sends Armen Weitzman to Ferlin Husky's address*

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I got a flashing red signal on my Hydra watch for this?

*tech redshirt pushes a wheelbarrow by, with part of Trip's face on top*