“I drafted Paxton Lynch, so you can trust me with big decisions”

So you’re saying the gas and oil industry is backing a particular horse in this race?

I’m not really interested in being lectured about fiscal responsibility by the guy who gave massive contracts to both Brock Osweiler and Case Keenum.

I totally agree. Former Miami guy, long-time Dolphin fan and, while they’ll always be my team, I’ll never be excited about them. Because you know—no matter what—they’ll always be slightly better or worse than mediocre and dull as dirt along the way. Basically:

As with all franchises that let you down, if you took that bet they would get a meaningless 9th win in week 16 and still not make playoffs.

This is like his 4th or 5th “make or break” year right?

Tannehill should have been listed as “limited.”

*Quick check of twitter*

You should hear the things white people say when they think you’re one of them and there’s nobody else around.

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the women who’ve been coming after Michelle O’s appearance look like turkey necked hob goblins.

She needs to only look in the mirror to see the real chimp.  My gosh is this woman hideous. She has man hands, a raisin-like neck and a face the sun fears. She is plastic surgery gone wrong.  

didn’t make the connection that she was Phil’s wife until this article. Aaaand checking Phil’s wikipedia page:

I believe her name is rightly pronounced Ka-Rīne according to the ‘Eye-Rack’ rule in the big book of American Jingoistic Pronunciations.

I think there’s no better argument for players getting fully guaranteed contracts than the fact that Gruden will make $10 million this season.

When reached for comment Karin Housley remarked, “I haven’t made a comment like that in a coon’s age. Oh, and I’m sure the George Soros “media types” (please note I’m using finger quotes here [ed. note: Mrs. Housley verbalized that over the phone]) are gonna make something out of THAT innocent comment. I swear to…

Typical Republican hypocrisy. I mean, don't criticize someone's pronunciation of Pakistan if you can't even spell Karen. 

What more homework should have been done besides linking to an article titled “Unpaid Athlete Resolves Paid-Dinner Scandal By Giving $40 To Charity” from this very website? 

“That said, there are approximately 5,000 guys on scholarship at the D-I level and the “rough list” above mentions ~30 individual players”

So the white guy making $millions off of unpaid mostly minority labor is ok with the system?

I haven’t paid attention to it because I haven’t been affected by it.”