when the Eagles responded later on a 4th and goal before halftime by throwing a trick pass to THEIR QB Foles for a touchdown, that HAD to be the greatest Troll Play in NFL history.

Naw, man, dog years are 7 human years. So he’s like 280.

Are those “alcohol fueled revelers” or “violent thugs”? Let me check the chart:

“My husband can’t throw and catch the ball at the same time” -Gisele

Just imagine how good this would feel if the Falcons or Seahawks knew how to run a fucking football.

When you look around and see what’s going on in this country, a lot of people—good people—are saying this validates Comey’s firing.

I lost a brother to addiction. Not that he died, mind you. He’s very much alive, unfortunately (and yes, I realize how bad that sounds). He’s just not my brother anymore. Maybe it’s because he nearly beat his mother — he was a product of my dad’s first marriage, while I was a product of the third — to death to get…

Many of the members here are just hateful misanthropes who are fundamentally incapable of deriving pleasure and enjoyment out of any piece of art, hence their desire to see as many major artists destroyed as possible.

Yeah, because this is totally what Lutheranism and its associated branches of Christianity teach. I’m barely Lutheran, I can’t even remember when I was last at church..But yeah, blame it on religion, not the fact that this supposed “friend” was probably abused herself and told by an adult that it was “a sin.” That’d…

I apologize, I had no idea you lacked the complexity to grasp that neither side is right in this scenario, and that sympathy levels tend to drop for most people when they complain about scenarios that they have a hand in instigating.

Messi is the biggest target of actual violence in the sport, bar none. Neymar gets hit a lot but I think he ends up going down more often.

When I was in 3rd grade, I accidentally lost track of time on Halloween night. My parents were terrified, so they called the police. I was found walking near a field with a friend. However, the cop hopped out of his car like he was ready for a firefight (hiding behind his door with gun drawn). We dropped our candy…

Watching an angry “populist” leader gain power because he managed to rile people up with scapegoating minorities for the country’s problems while simultaneously empowering an enforcement agency with little oversight to carry out actions against said minorities? Yep, totally slept through that part. #MAGA

I would posit that the difference between how the US treats its poor and/or brown criminals and its white and/or wealthy criminals is the salient point in the “twin lightning bolts” comment.

I don’t understand the question.

Is there a way to tell them apart?

Poor Tomi.

Thank god we have a fine, upstanding institution like Penn State to provide us with some great sports moments in the face of all this unpleasantness with MSU.

“As tragedies are politicized, blame is inevitable”...oh go straight to hell, please. Calling this “politicized” is beyond disgusting.

In highschool, I once knocked the wind out of Ricky Williams. The game was delayed for something like 45 minutes, while we all hunted around the locker room for cookie dough.