It’s crazy that acting human is what counts as a “higher standard” for white people now, but here we are. I enjoyed the link. It was kinda funny to read the angry people in the comments underlining the author’s point for him.

I think we can expect that they will abuse institutional authority and I think we can expect that the institutions are mostly fine with that.

A Kyrie-led Celtics team will be lucky to get past the second flat of the playoffs.

Because anybody fucking asked. You people are more annoying than the average Christian. That’s an achievement that we need science to explain someday.

The NFL is definitely going to start writing rules to combat non-contact injuries. Let alone the HOF QB vs. the rookie running back thing. This is a brilliant take.

Have you even SEEN Trump president? We want our foobaw players to shut the fuck up and play ball, but we want our Presidents to talk shit online all day and play golf.

The Dolphins brought Jay Cutler out of retirement because “he knows their system.” I’d hate to see Jay Cutler learning a new system, because right now he looks like a guy learning a new position in a new system in a country where he doesn’t know the language.

That play is like the Bush v. Gore of NFL plays: the result is unique for the desired outcome of a particular situation, and is not meant to set precedent.

Police anywhere are going to be sympathetic to Nazis. Nazis have protested immigration in California for years. The police in this liberal haven tend to kick the counterprotesters.

You’re doing it right, you just forgot that nearly everything Republicans say can be explained with one psychological term: projection.

And at least he got traded to a better team.

All of them?

He managed to survive not getting results on the field AND a porn-at-work problem. He’ll survive this and he’ll be making $5 million next year.

God damn, this is a good comment. I regret giving stars to other, less worthy comments today.

That’s a very polite way of putting it!

That proves he might be less stupid than we thought.

This is Foerster’s second tour of duty with the Dolphins. His first one ended with them finding porn on his work computer. Re-hiring him was a brilliant decision.

Unfortunately, I saw a friend tear his ACL in person in a flag football game. He walked to the sideline under his own power.

It’s funny you think the right cares that they look like fucking idiots. They revel in being fucking idiots.

That trade-off can work, but if you’re using your Jesus addiction to judge and put your own garbage off onto everybody else, you’re still as insane and self-destructive as an active addict.