Nobody could ever accuse a cop of being intelligent.

This is pure gold!

They were protesting the removal of a taxpayer-funded participation trophy.

Millions of people in States crucial for winning the Presidency have hated her for decades. It doesn’t really matter how qualified she was; she was never going to win. The Democrats always think they know better. It’s cute how their voters keep following along. The whole act would work a whole lot better in a…

I expect regular people to fail at knowing how the electoral college works, but you’d think a major political party with a nearly unlimited budget would have figured it out by now.

A Ficus tree would have beaten Trump. Not only was Hillary terrible, she was uniquely positioned to lose to Trump.

Mike Martz was pretty moronic in the first one they took, as well. That Panthers game was maddening, until the Seahawks topped it.

How many employers make you listen to the national anthem every day before work? How many people think dropping to one knee with a hand over your heart is disrespectful?

LeBron’s defense has fallen off a cliff? It would have to fall off the edge of the earth to be as useless as Kyrie’s defense.

How would any talented player grow while standing around watching Kyrie dribble out the shot clock night after night? Kyrie’s destiny is to make a really bad team entertaining. He lucked out being in the right place at the right time when LeBron went crazy on the Warriors.

Victims of identity theft are always asking for it.

A team well-suited to beating the Warriors definitely needs its top players to play defense, and it probably doesn’t need its highest-usage player to play like it’s 2004. So, yeah, he believes the earth is flat.

Their young players have actually played together, which is something.

He’d be great if he could get traded back in time.

LeBron would do better with somebody who plays just a little defense and who doesn’t go it alone on offense all the time.

At the rate the Democrats have been going for decades, the next round of “fuck you” is really going to hurt. At least they can console themselves ahead of time, knowing in their hearts that it will be somebody else’s fault.

If only somebody would have told the Democrats how the electoral college worked before the election.

Because if you go West and lose to the Warriors in the second round (anytime before the finals, really), you get the losing over with early and start your vacation. Why keep putting the extra miles on your body? Plus, in this legacy-obsessed culture of ours, it seems pretty manly to just go after your fiercest…

The story makes no sense to me. They were going to keep him because they were being vindictive, and then they decided to do him a favor and cut him because his wife was crazy? It seems like they would have just followed through with their evil plan if they were trying to mess with Brent. It’s not like Miko suddenly…

Young and Fitzpatrick were both far better at their jobs than Fisher was at his.