Who the hell makes time to put this together? I have a ton of shows and books to get caught up on plus my creative stuff. There are way better uses of time.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

I don’t have a vagina, but if we’d like to discuss commercials that make you cry, I found myself sobbing loudly during the previews of The Force Awakens—they showed a commercial for Microsoft, where the employees of the new Windows store on 5th Ave wandered up to the Apple Store and sang a few holiday songs about…

It was superb. I really recommend viewing it in a space where you won’t be interrupted because it has a lot of impressive cinematography and the tone builds and shifts throughout the story.

A+ for use of the passive voice, Chicago police. “The police shot and killed a mentally ill teenager and an unrelated woman” sounds a lot worse than “the accidental discharging of the officer’s weapon, resulting in the fatal wounding of two individuals.” Man, I hate it when my weapon just spontaneously discharges,…

“wouldn’t you call mental health department?”

...except your children might be genetically predisposed to confuse “you’re” and “your.”

Good thing she didn’t have to buy it.

This cyanide-laced muffin basket is a Good Thing (tm).

Glad teen/tween girls had an alternative to the other teeny-bopper nonsense magazine.

Christmas came early! Remember friends, every time a Martin Shkreli is arrested an angel gets its wings...an AIDS patient gets their meds...overpriced musical memorabilia isn’t sold to a douchebag.

I love Jez but they need a proofreader desperately. #hireme

If you’re not eating something because you don’t like it, then you’re absolutely not who she’s getting at in this article. Chill out, she wasn’t getting a dig at you.

Will absofuckinglutely read this. A bit bummed she went with a male protagonist though...

I know Yoko Ono isn’t an entirely sympathetic figure in many people’s eyes, and yes, I know she’s rich and famous and privileged as all get-out, but I think of this and all I can do is feel her trauma. What an awful thing to have happen in your life.

Sorrynotsorry to be that asshole, but the “Lauren” is the modal name, not the median name. Median is middle, so on that list, it would be the average of “Jubilee” and “Lace”, so “Juce”? I wouldn’t put it past them to bring on a 29th cast member named “Juice” so we can reassess Bachelorette statistics then.

That's not a Drake approved sweater, that's a Pendelton Westerly, otherwise known as the majestic sweater sported by The Dude in The Big Lebowski.

Love me some Spike but he’s alllways had a woman problem. He has issues.

It’s kind of a big deal when a number of American Indian actors walk off in protest. They might have valid concerns.

There are people who place their names on a list to foster-to-adopt with state agencies. They can specify their preference of the age/gender of the child or baby they would like to have.