This photo is hysterical. My 6-year-old dachshund Blake on my wedding day. He just couldn’t let them take this picture without being a bit nosey on what they were doing.

try the skeleton twins or welcome to me and sing that same tune. she’s brilliant.

In addition to having an incredible amount of experience, I think its important to keep pointing out that Hillary and Bernie voted the exact same way 92.5% of the time they were together in the Senate. By comparison, Bernie and Elizabeth Warren have voted together 92% of the time. So for all of the talking points…

Granted, this is referring to the US and not the UK.

Absolutely. PLUS what other campaign logo is so flexible that it actually highlights individual policy positions or can tell a piece of the candidate’s personal story? I think it’s genius.

Of the two choices, Bernie and Hillary, IMHO, Bernie is not as electable (because this centrist country is not yet liberal enough to elect a democratic socialist). Hillary knows how to get elected and I think knows how to get things done. She passes the bar for me in terms of democratic principles and ideals (yes, I’m…

Yes, dear. And drivers should be banned because they never follow the rules of the gorram road. And pedestrians should be banned because they can’t figure out what gorram crosswalks are for. Ban everyone! Except me, I’m perfect.

Nitpick: that's an alpaca.

Roger Williams beats out the Puritans any day!

I called Newport (RI) Toyota today to get some maintenance done on my car. When the guy answered, “Newpohhht Toyoterrrr, yeah?” I thought, “Bless Lil Rhody’s heart.”

My fucking god. Don’t you have ANYTHING better to do with your time than try to control other women’s wombs?? You feel so entitled to other women’s reproductive choices that you actually traveled to Ireland to try and keep women there from getting the healthcare they need, too? Here’s a better tagline for these…

He is a politician from Rhode Island and the worst people can say about him is he's socially awkward and boring? That's actually fairly impressive.

I honestly didn’t know that chemo was a treatment for lupus. I have RA and am on a chemo drug (subcutaneous shots once a week), but it’s at lower concentrations than a cancer patient would have, so definitely not the same as going through chemo. And some biologics for autoimmune disease are given as infusions kind of…

During law school I often passed the time thinking, “if I jam my pen into my eye, I would get to leave class...” I feel ya.

I wanted it to be a lot more raunchy and bawdy like her comedy, but it was a lot more warm, fuzzy and family-oriented. I think that was the Judd Apatow brush strokes on her original script.

Clearly all alcohol must be banned. For the greater good.

He might be there all the time, but that doesn’t make him a regular. You have to do shit like interact with the staff and know their names to do that. There used to be a Cosi near my office and I used to chat with the staff about the books we were all reading and how their families are and stuff. I don’t remember…

The Medicis would say: “yes, of course, now get the fuck out of my way.”

I love Bridget. St. Bridget was boss.

Or he recently bought “Overturned Supreme Court Decisions Of The Day Toilet Paper.”