And that’s why she’s an ex?

I wish manufacturers like Aston would stop focusing on putting out more and more power in what is honestly diminishing returns for acceleration times. How about just call the power “adequate” and focus on making the car more fun, comfortable, with quality materials and the ability to hit a pothole without breaking a…

Let’s talk about torque baby, let’s talk about those pound-feet, a Fiesta’s got three hundred, what has this got, one for-ty? Let’s talk abouuuut torque

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This is the first time the thought of Hamilton being the only black F1 driver has ever crossed my mind. Why do these news stories always have to be racist? Racism exists because this type of stupidity perpetuates it. Also the daily show is trash and has been for quite some time now, not much of a consolation prize.

Ahem!

A 289?

The hell is wrong with you? BIG engine.... BIG.....

Get rid of that puny 289, get a 351W (has almost the exact same footprint), stroke it to 427, put a blower on top. Done. 289.... pfft.

I like your base though, falcons are tight.

C6 Z06? 

What imaginary car are you talking about? The C5 Z06 used the LS6 which was a 5.7l 405hp engine

Yes, similar to this

Fun Fact: SL stands for SmalL

Small car, biggest motor.

Have you ever farted on your phone, because the only safe place for it was between your legs? NOT ANY MORE! Our butt plug with tractor beam has an (optional) fart shield!

Brawn was the last and they did it in 2009, mind you they took over another team, Honda,  but they bootstrapped up and of course became Mercedes.

This is a great point.

It was a walk in the park for him. It made me angrier to see his bitch fit later on, as it was obviously not even close to being as hard for him to get back up into fighting for a podium as he wanted everyone to think it was.

Exactly. My first thought when he spun (was dumped, depending on your opinion) was that we’ll get some good shots of him slicing up through the field. 

All you had to do was watch Hamilton during the last race. He’s a great driver and all that but it wasn’t even a competition, the dude powered from last to 5th in no time, as his car is so incredibly superior to all the others except for the Ferrari and Red Bulls. Most drivers were just moving aside as they knew…

Have you been watching F1 for a while? This is the way its been... For example, in 1991 only two teams won races at least we have had 3 this year.

2JZ swaps into older American cars are so played out. :)