I prefer the cat tweets.

Economic anxiety and bigotry aren’t mutually exclusive, and the sooner the Dems learn this, the better.

No they can’t because I’m not fucking doing that shit.

I just spent 10 straight days bingeing the entirety of Game of Thrones (the nightmares have been plenty), yet this is the most disturbing thing I have seen in the past two weeks.

In the future, food will just eat itself at the store.

Maybe, but they most certainly did not use words like “heliocentrism” when talking to him.

No doubt the last person in the room that spoke to Trump was one of his far right anti-science evangelical advisors that believe in geocentrism and believe that heliocentrism is a liberal lie. 

In Utah

In the future, the fridge will just drive itself outside and hook up with a waiting automated delivery vehicle to get re-stocked.

I’ve seen this movie. The ironic ending hits when I end up working for Walmart and delivering my own groceries, right?

Everybody should be as cool about impeachment as Republicans would be if Obama’s lawyer and campaign chair were in prison. And his National Security Advisor pled guilty to a felony after another of his lawyers was caught on tape trying to obstruct justice.- LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) June 6, 2019

Heard that. The one in downtown Evanston consistently uses the bitter yellow heart of the lettuce much more than the green outer leaves, which just ruins having lettuce on the damn burger. The lettuce, if you like that kind of thing, is supposed to enhance the flavor of the burger, not ruin it.

Nah- that’s more Stephen Miller’s or Ted Cruz’s thing.   Hannity is more of the college dropout who’s parents kept pulling strings for him to get jobs as he failed upward.

Given that Pelosi is responsible for denigrating actual left politicians and policy you’d think Sean would show her a little more gratitude but ok.

Let’s just add that arbitrarily changing the shape of our bodies because the culture told us we were hideous unless we did so - is really shitty. I’m anti-shapewear for the very reason that it exists to teach us that we’re unattractive naturally, and we need to contort our bodies unnaturally (and uncomfortably!) in…

When I was explaining Spanx to my family, my grandma did inform me that it sounds like someone just rebranded girdles. 

. . . k.

You know, there is a possibility you could be wrong, right? That there are some celebs who DON’T partake? And that there are non-famous women out there that are aging just as well as J. Lo. but without all the help. (Escandalo!) And you can take the “you” in your little “coming for you” and maybe just shove…

I remember when they first became big there were stories saying some celebrities (I think Oprah was one) were wearing up to two or three pairs at once.