If you were online in June 2000, here’s what you might have seen: pages of GIFs, Homestar Runner, and a three-minute…

Welcome to Cheese Week, The Takeout’s weeklong praise of cheeses.

Welcome to American Sandwiches Week, a celebration of the mighty sandwich through the lens of Americana.

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From the moment I was old enough to form and vocalize opinions, I was stridently anti-vegetables. I took issue with…

As a state, Connecticut is so small, it barely warrants a professional sports team (no offense to the Hartford Yard…

My family communicates best through hot beverages. In the throes of my anguished adolescence, my father developed a…

The most heated discussion to take place around the Jewish high holiday table will center around politics, as usual.…

On an unspecified date, in a small town in southeastern Missouri, a man named Clayton Eftink was contemplating the…