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I'm just saying I'd rather play some Kirby Superstar or Zombies Ate My Neighbors with a friend than play Illusion of Gaia or Final Fantasy VI alone. Don't get me wrong, I love those game, but I think most of my nostalgia for the SNES comes from playing with my older brother when we were young and liked each other.

I'd rather have Earthworm Jim 2, it's much better (read: way less difficult)

Sounds appealing until Nintendo tries to sell you 3 extra controllers. The SNES had some great 2 player games, mostly fighting, but it'd be great to have a Mortal Kombat II, Mario Kart and NBA Jam machine to bust out with a friend.

I've seen some people putting together their dream lists for the SNES Mini, and a lot of them are going really RPG heavy. Assuming that there's just 30 games, I'd rather see it loaded with the best multiplayer games. If there's 50 games, then I'd say load it up with your Square and Enix stuff.

I would love it if this came with a mini multitap. Too few people have known the joy of 3 player Secret of Mana.

I distrust people that say they hate Avatar now, nearly 8 years since it came out. People that hated it at the time, I bought it. It was derivative, and some people don't give a fuck about a movie no matter how technically impressive it is. Most people that I know haven't talked about Avatar since 2009, so I'm not

We had to sneak into it from a nearby showing of Meet the Parents. I was really disappointed, because I thought we had actually come to see Meet the Parents. Oof, Book of Shadows was bullshit.

I took a friend of mine who had no idea what it was to see it opening weekend and she was nuts about it (for some reason she really, really loved Dr. Manhattan). The movie's a mess, but it seems like most of the people that really hate it are graphic novel fanboys.

So the writers that chose Watchmen and Avatar don't watch many movies, huh? Both movies have their issues, but really, you haven't seen a worse movie in the theater? Did you not go to movies in the early 2000s?

He was responsible for some of the biggest laughs I've ever had. Even when he wasn't playing a character and just narrating the True Hollywood Stories, he had such a great delivery, and when he included the weird details, like the whole aside about Mickey Free, you could tell he was just telling the stories and having

Hmmm…maybe it's not well-covered here anymore, I figure anything on a podcast network qualifies as not needing further promotion from the comment section. It's not like there's any coherent way to summarize episodes of High and Mighty anyway.

I hate mentioning well-covered podcasts around here, but High and Mighty's Long Island episode was hilarious and weird and basically sounded like Gabrus talking to himself.

Snoop Dogg's career is failing? Didn't he get super rich and famous for rapping and smoking weed? And now just being high all the time and baking with Martha Stewart and coaching peewee football? If that's failure, what exactly is success?

I was playing BotW, following a road through a narrow canyon and thinking, hmmph, this is kinda just like Twilight Princess, kind of a boring transition between areas, HEY WAITAMINUTE, and I climbed straight up out of the canyon and did whatever I wanted to. I doubt it will ruin the previous games for me, but it does

I'm gonna keep playing Breath of the Wild. I won't say anything concrete about where I am in the game, but I think I've completed about 36 shrines, revealed the full map, and completed 3 Divine Beasts. I've been spending my time lately exploring the far corners of the map, and finding some really fun, interesting

Videos like this bother me, especially in the week that the console launched. People actually want to play this thing, these guys want to play with their waterjet, just destroy something else.

My wife is a lot like Nintendo. She's a lot of fun and I plan to spend my entire life with her, but she's NOT EVEN IN HD WHAT THE FUCK.

I was all set to wait on buying a Switch. Was gonna buy Breath of the Wild for Wii U instead and see what comes next for Switch. Turns out, my wife had different ideas and bought me one for our anniversary, so I'll be playing Breath of the Wild everywhere for the foreseeable future. She's the best, even if she

I really need to know how the Wii U version compares to the Switch version, because I have no pre-order and don't think I will be able to buy the new system soon enough to avoid the inevitable flood of spoilers. Please let it be worth playing on my dusty old Wii U…

I await the second coming of Naked Chicken Chalupa, but with some actual fucking beef inside of it this time! I mean what a letdown. Here's a taco with a shell made of fried chicken! What's inside? What if I told you it's full of lettuce, Taco Bell tomatoes, and goop? I'D ASK WHERE THE FUCKING BEEF IS. OH GREAT NOW