Ah, another person I’d gladly thump in the throat with a fucking brick.

Thank you, Alex Beresford. Thank you everyone who complained.

I’d very much like to hit Thomas Markle in the throat with a brick. Same goes for Piers Morgan.

Headcanon accepted.

They better not; AOS is too good to be retconned away. In my mind the events of season 6-7 happened in an alternate timeline where the Snap happened (probably the one 2014 Thanos came from in Endgame), and the same events happened in the main timeline but in 2024 rather than 2019, due to the Snap.

If Agents of SHIELD and Runaways have taught me anything, nothing good ever comes of reading the (or a) Darkhold. Someone’s gotta burn that damn book.

Pahahahaha! Love you Paul Bettany.

Well I was saying this before I finished the article, but OK here goes:

Same goes for Kat Dennings and Paul Bettany; their double act this week was stupendous.

I actually like Revenge of the Sith, and I don’t think Anakin is too badly written or acted in it (at least, not compared to the previous 2). But it’s a better film if you have it in your mind that the protagonist, the person whose journey you’re following, is Obi-Wan, not Anakin. One minute he’s winning a war against…

Judging by the stuff she’s said in interviews and on social media over the years, my assumption is that yes, she’s 100% just picking films that look like fun to her. Which is the reason to do anything anyway. Can’t fault her on that.

That’s the thing about demons. Your hell is their heaven.

Those fucking bastards.

Aw fuck, I didn’t know that. Can people I look up to please stop turning out to be arseholes?! Gaaah.

Saw somewhere that Alyson Hannigan and David Boreanaz have been criticised for not weighing in on this matter yet, which is ridiculous. Ray Fisher and Charisma Carpenter were brave for speaking out about Whedon’s abuse; Eliza Dushku and the others were brave for supporting them. That doesn’t make Hannigan, Boreanaz,…

This story made my cry. With laughter, mostly (as usual), but also because I love love.

Pahahaha same

The classmate story is so cute - what an absolute gentleman. The other two stories made me chuckle.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

I’m late to the party (because I always wait a week to read Pissing Contest responses, just to make sure people have finished commenting on them!) but I’ll cover the recent Doctor Who losses.