I’m late to the party (because I always wait a week to read Pissing Contest responses, just to make sure people have finished commenting on them!) but I’ll cover the recent Doctor Who losses.

I agree with every word of that.

If it takes business away from MyPillow, I say he should go for it.

Oh, can’t believe I forgot to say this: Paul Bettany’s performance in the final scene might be a career highlight, particularly when he/Vision expresses how scared he is. Also, because I like Wanda, I’m inclined to give her the benefit of the doubt when she claims she did not create and is not controlling the Hex - at…

I really enjoyed the first 4 episodes, but did get (very, very slightly) frustrated that the plot didn’t really advanced. Episode 5 has got things properly rolling, and I am here for it. The appearance of Peter-Pietro is very intriguing, and I laughed out loud at Darcy’s meta remark ‘They recast him!’ (Although I wish…

Hahaha legend

What a minor, petty thing for her to get so outraged about, eh? How dare she refuse support from one of the cunts who tried to get her good and murdered three weeks ago.

I’m genuinely shaking with anger.

He is so fucked. I’m ecstatic.

Why aren’t the Pissing Contests all grouped together under the eponymous tag any more? I had that page saved in my favourites so I could just check that every Friday, instead of having to find it in the main Jezebel feed (not that I don’t regularly scroll through that together). It’s a bit harder to find them now...

Not that I didn’t love Darcy in Thor and Dark World - I did - but she gets more to do in this episode than she did in two films, and I am here for it. I love how she gets to show off how smart she is, and also how few shits she gives about SWORD procedures. They’re trying to have an important meeting and then suddenly…

What the fuck did I just read? xD

Add an “I don’t want to give white supremacists ideas, but...” to the start of that xD

My response to the notion of this becoming a ‘reviled cult classic’? Fuck that. Do not give one damn cent to these two despicable creeps. Let this film die in complete obscurity.

Fuck US healthcare. The UK is far from perfect, but at least our NHS is fucking free.

I’ve wanted to see Birdman for some time, is it good?

True enough. Mine’s £2,311.

This story made me so angry, but the mental image of some prick getting his face repeatedly slammed into a dictionary has cheered me up a not unreasonable amount. Thank you!

LOL, I was about to comment basically the exact same thing. I wonder, would they all turn sane (or at least, become less insane) if they all just went for a wank?

Bastard. Using coronavirus to effectively get himself off scot-free. And fuck the courts for allowing this to happen.