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I knew it. I fucking knew Netflix would renew this heap of trash. Yet they killed off the most surprising, hilarious, moving, well-written, beautifully-acted show of the year - Teenage Bounty Hunters. Where the hell is the justice?

Someone needs to make a short film out of this right tf now.

Aw that’s actually quite a sweet story. Hurrah for Current Boyfriend, clearly a good egg.

What’s the betting that a bunch of people have done that by now? I really hope so, anyway xD

At that point where the con was revealed, I genuinely cheered. I thought, “Hey, this might be the episode where our core team of heroes finally realise they’re dumb shits”. And though that epiphany never actually happened - even after Iris’ magnificent pratfall into the skip - this was still far and away my favourite

So... so no-one thought, “I could run against this pathetic child, and probably win?” or, “I *should* run against him, because it’d be a travesty if he got elected?”

What is this bullshit? What fucking cretin looks at the ballot slip and thinks “Oh yeah, this sexual harasser and abuser gets my vote”? How, how does this keep happening?!

Aw this is actually kind of a sweet story. As a fellow performer I know the horror of forgetting lines/verses or getting them mixed up, it’s so embarrassing. Good for you for (at least according to the director) only fucking up that one time, and everyone else covering so well. Lucky escape!

I’m autistic but high-functioning, and I empathise with both you and M. School sucks, kids suck.

That teacher was a bitch, and you are a hero.

The idea of building a boat out of bits and pieces in the wide-open zombie-infested countryside has to be the stupidest decision any character in the Walking Dead universe has made. The fact that it worked more or less perfectly has left me about ready to give up on this show.

Jesus fucking wept.

I largely agree with this article, apart from one small point: Cecil was Sideshow Bob’s brother, not Krusty’s.

I mean... it’s just... this whole thing is... utterly, utterly pathetic. It’s pathetic! That’s all I can think right now. That this whole thing happened in the first place, that there is nothing at all to show for it, but mainly that the people running/ruining an entire fucking country can devote the mental energy to

The last 5 minutes with Kublek and Barca were easily the best part of the episode. If only because anything new we learn about CRM makes me even more scared for Rick. I’m half-expecting these long-promised movies to reveal he’s been kept locked up by them for 7 years; Barca’s probably in the next cell.

Twitter: you’re fooling no-one with your claims that this didn’t happen, and you need to tighten your security.

God, I really wish I had your confidence. I want to believe Biden is definitely going to win, and it’s certainly more than likely. But sadly, we can’t count the prick out yet.

See, I genuinely don’t understand. What kind of sociopath hears this horrifying story and still opposes abortion?

Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn suggested that liberals opposing Barrett “do not believe that all women deserve to have the opportunity to have a seat at the table. It’s only certain women.”’

This is an obvious statement, but I’ll say it anyway: if they oppose abortion even with regards to an already dead foetus, an abortion that will kill no-one by any definition and will save the mother’s life, they fucking ain’t pro-life. They’re pro-woman-control. Keep saying it until the idiots and Republicans at the