I was literally about to comment almost the exact same thing!

I want to make a T-shirt with your entire comment written on it.

Now *this* is a President.

Not to distract from the rest of the article, which is spot-on and well written, but ‘Who’s going to take care of Trump’s toupee after he dies’ made me fall out of my chair laughing.

DTJ knows he’s actually describing his dad, not Biden, right?

Practically every US-related news story I’ve read for the past four years has caused me to utter a hearty ‘for fuck’s sake’.

Unlikely, she’d burst into flames.