Agreed. Getting rid of Trump is priority number one, but getting the Senate out of the hands of McConnell should be a very close second. 

If you live in a state with a Senate seat up for a vote in 2020 and know of a badass fighter in your state that would make a great candidate, nominate them:

Nah - totally Tavarish

There is possibly only one person that is jealous, and that is our own Freddie Tavarish. And I say possibly, because the other possibility, the more likely possibility, is he is the someone that bought it.

Of all the stories I’ve heard about Trump stiffing a bill, this is the only one I’m ok with. $2 mil for what? For taking him hostage over potentially phony petty theft charges (even if he did take it, it was a fucking poster) and doing something to place him in a vegetative state before sending him home?

This is the correct answer.

2015 Honda Fit

If the question is who, the answer is the Capitol Police and the D.C. police. They’ve seen some stuff, and they have no qualms about arresting politicians. And I presented my plan for preventing armed insurrection further up: Do the same thing they did to keep the Nazis out of San Francisco — temporarily close all…

No. Thor states later that Thanos wiped out half of the remaining Asgardians (as he does), who presumably get halved again after the snapped.

I followed all the Cracked alumni when that website imploded because they’re all so good. Haven’t kept up with absolutely everybody but Robert Evans is a treasure.

I genuinely think that he will have to be removed from the Oval Office in handcuffs or a body bag. Not wishful thinking by any means, because I’ve been listening to “It Could Happen Here” and am genuinely worried that anything other than a peaceful transition of power will spark some terrorist attacks around the…

He has better skin.

We’re doing low-carb and will make them with mayo, seasonings, and parmesan cheese (the shredded bag kind). Fantastic in the oven.

It’s really cute that you think that Trump will willingly leave office in 2020, or that the election results will not be compromised or thrown into question. If there’s even an election.

I think I’d rather have President Harkonnen myself.

He already said months ago, if he loses he will reject the results because the “radical left” will have committed voter fraud.

I can virtually guarantee you that he’ll refuse to concede, and that his Tweeting will be ramped up to 11. He’ll most likely be removed from the White House kicking and screaming, after a small but trigger-happy volunteer militia has been cleared from the perimeter of the White House. Take it to the bank.

who orders coffee at Taco Bell

Who amongst us is not a fan of spicy cock?

DD’s coffee is awful. Weak, bitter, and served in traditional styrofoam that probably leeches toxins big time. And that’s the dark roast — their medium tastes like a mud puddle.