He looks like a lot of Asian men in their late 50s early 60s that dye their hair. My father-in-law goes is kinda like that too, if he can’t be bothered to dye his hair he looks ooooold, bit of black up top and suddenly he looks back on track.

I’d be absolutely baffled if it was not prettier than a game that released 23 fucking years ago XD

That’s just grey pidgey, you can’t fool me! Gamefreak have really gotten lazy, huh!

Poorly paraphrasing his words in some flaccid attempt to bolster your own argument is just juvenile. You clearly can’t engage in a conversation like an adult; I’m not sure why he bothered even giving you a second thought.

The problem with Kaplan is his terrible track record on balance and the snail-speed in which he even acknowledges a problem before acceoting it needs to be addressed. He’s also notoriously bad at making choices, balance oatches rught before major competitions and mid-season etc etc.

The rotation items argument makes it sound like the storm constantly closes in and it’s impossible to gather items and move within the safezone in time, that’s bullshit. You have plenty of time and the diameter is large enough that until the end phase there is plenty of space to run about.

I would have forgotten about this game if not for my buddy that changed literally every Windows Sound on his PC to various voice lines from the game, mostly ones with ‘fuck’ in them (read, 90% of the lines), and kept it like that for years.

1. We generally avoid failure.

“Surely, someone there saw this coming?” No, until its out you never see the damage a cream pie has done.

Also, it is supremely creepy, out of context, to think they specify it as the adult version!

Nope, Jedi Outcast and Rogue Squadron 2 are so much better than clunky old Dark Forces. Even when it released there were games doing what it did but better.

You know..Like 90% of modern game releases? Shit is old hat, you’re grasping at straws for reasons to whine.

I refuse to believe those spacesuits were not based on Frieza and Vegeta's colour schemes

No, there is not. You’re looking for things that are not there.

The game is just lazy af. I didn’t get through a single area without multiple bugs, kid climbing on invisible walls getting momentarily stuck in weird poses, elevators shooting me off the map, wall running on nothing, I was especially bad with double jump.

Wow, the hyperbole in this title hah. “Cretins” really, fuck me you are trying too hard to sound superior. Get over yourself, seriously.

I don’t get this whole thing about the song, I can’t remember a single verse. I even watched it again thinking maybe I half paid attention to it the first time round.

Maybe we’ll get an article about that brand new anime, One Piece next! Got on this wagon laaate.

Still works, yes? Don’t be wasteful, world is fucked enough without us creating unnecessary demand

Wulfgar is blonde, Aegis-Fang does not burst into flames, he has no tattoos #notmywulfgar.

Honestly, the complaints I remember were over them basically retconning a lot of stuff and making the Gray Wardens obnoxious/naive jobbers and convoluted and nonsensical plot choices (Flemeth, eugh). Also, combat was terrible and the inventory system was ass.
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