Death is too good for some people. Put them in a small cell with minimal lighting, drop some food in there a couple times a day from a trap door, and let them live the rest of their days with no human interaction.

Wow, you really just wrote that article?

@The Yellow Peril: Oh really?

@ithyphallus, 13382: HAH

"Now it's a didgeridon't"

My boss was all "yo dawg, hit me up on my 2way" and I was all "huh?"

@captain_zilog: cracker ass cracker. What's with the way you drive? All upright and hands at 10 and 2. What do you say to a white guy leaving a store carrying a plasma TV? Enjoy your purchase, sir. There ya go :)

I like it. Except for the part where it's not functional because it won't go under things easily.

It was stupid to change the name. All I see is that p22 eyetoy thingy. It was a neat gimmick, but I wouldn't have bought one. Maybe this thing will wow me?

@NagaJolokia: Yeah, I think the small one in upper right has a little goatee and is Flexo.

@captain_zilog: Hah, I never said I wasn't a little (or a lot) racist. All I said was "Ahh, racism" which you took to mean I was criticizing you for being racist. You jumped straight to that conclusion because you knew you were a racist, and you knew it was bad.

@Ike_Skelton: The lady was painful, but so was the way the guy said "thaaaank you for contacting builder support, and haaave a good day"

oh man, that was painful.

@captain_zilog: Ahh, racism.

No iBAHN, so I guess I'm OK. ..not that I downloaded it or anything.

@shartattack: gtfo

@ddhboy: Thanks; so it conceivably could be just enough more powerful that it can run 2.2 but the G1 couldn't.

How does the hardware in the MyTouch compare to the G1?

@Joshua Bardwell: EXACTLY! I hate that so much. I've noticed other gawker sites, possibly lifehacker (I can't remember) use actual links to outside websites LIKE THEY SHOULD. Jesus Christ gizmodo, stop being so self important you assholes. Link to something helpful.

@captain_zilog: Ahh, racism.