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I Keep Forgetting My Key
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To look at it another way, it’s not random - the person who spent time perfecting the timing and count of her stroke won. Garcia timed herself perfectly, and that was no accident.

nevermind, why is this showing up now?

His new teammates’ alcohol tolerances definitely look bush league.

Cheesesteak’s aren’t the best, or even the second-best, sandwiches you get Philadelphia, which you’d know if you knew anything about sandwiches.

He started greying and dyed his hair to cover it. Not much of a story.

I drink tomato juice plain on flights sometimes, on those unfortunate occasions I need to avoid both caffeine and alcohol at the same time.

That’s true. However, not having guns makes them less of a danger to themselves and others.

2ND AMENDMENT!! 2ND AMENDMENT!!!

It’s an interesting question. The rules are extremely broad and vague, so you could consider taking Aleve or using an asthma inhaler to be “borderline illegal shit”, since many things are banned at or above certain levels, but not below. Not to mention that high altitude or low-oxygen training is legal even though

He wouldn’t need to remind himself if he had mastered them already. Bruce Lee didn’t go around leaving himself little notes, “Don’t forget to block!”

I thought ‘Cilla there pretty much nailed it. Generating controversy to get attention is pretty much the textbook definition of trolling, even if those clicks get you paid.

Is there an algorithm or program you can use to tell how shitty a writer is, irrespective of grade level? That would be an interesting comparison.

“Then the law, sir, is a ass.”

Don’t listen to classical music, either - modern performance appropriates the artistic expressions of PoC - People of the (18th) Century.

Because they want to feel special about clinging to outmoded technology.

Holy shit, that update!

Gizmo gotta have those clicks, son

“$400 million? That’s all the Democrats can pay? For American lives I woulda paid more than that, double, triple. $400 million per person. When it comes to ransoms, nobody’s bigger than me. Nobody pays more. Nobody.”

And yeah, it’s a dumb thing to say. I mean, to predicate your opinion on the fact that the guy was born to Mexican parents or something.

Tarmac em/debarking is common throughout Europe, because all of their airports are terrible and it saves money not having to build things.