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10% can be enough to make you a majority shareholder, especially at a startup that doles out bits of equity here and there.

Is there anyone who doesn’t want to see Joe Buck banned for life?

All the good hockey writers have left, the NBA sucks, pitchers and catchers don’t report for another three weeks and regular season football is over. Billy provides content. What you think of that content less important, especially given that you already clicked on the (and even stayed long enough to leave a comment).

I’m surprised they didn’t try to take into account market fluctuations in euro-pound exchange between the time the agreement was settled, the time it went into force, and the time cash was actually transferred. I bet that could add up to a couple million there, too.

This was something that confused me about the article, too - when talking about kilocalories we usually call them Calories, with a capital C. This article doesn’t seem to make the distinction and sometimes talks about calories and sometimes about Calories.

Twitter is dumb and has always been dumb. Thanks for playing.

So, I’m pretty sure they gave Spike Lee an honorary Oscar this year because they knew something like this was coming. He obviously deserves it, but the committee that decides also knew it was going to be a terribly white year for the Academy Awards and there would be backlash. And they knew this because Lee and

Local anesthetics, bro.

If it’s 4th and 1, deep in the opposing team’s territory, and you don’t go for it, you’re basically saying that your desire to win is outweighed by your fear of being criticized by sports radio listeners.

I don’t think they’re more corrupt than other schools, just more inept at covering it up.

The British: fucking everything up since 1066.

Was he trying to say, “If anyone can get through this weather, you know it’s Army and Navy”? Or does his blathering brain just slap platitudes together and hope they make sense?

Right? That’s almost even more impressive than the half-court bucket. He might as well be playing against the Washington Generals.

First they came for the sports commentators, and didn’t speak up because the bastards deserved it.

... but because he is a bad rapper who makes bad songs and yet has, because he’s white, achieved more success than black rappers who make better songs.

They’re also sitting ducks to strikes from aircraft (manned or unmanned) and small, mobile watercraft. Everything you’ve said about improved munitions for shipborne artillery goes x-fold for guided missile systems, some of which are now small and simple enough to be used by children. Can they one-shot a battleship?

Why is it so hard to have a corporate policy saying that if you reply-all to complain about being on a reply-all, you get fired immediately? Anyone that dumb is clearly too dumb to do whatever their job is.

Thunderhead, a decidedly lowbrow thriller in the vein of Michael Crichton. Previous to that was Sense and Sensibility.

Some day, film editors will get over color correction and that day can’t come fast enough.

No, it’s worse than that. Rather than actually go and ask middle schoolers what was edgy, they decided what they thought middle schoolers would think is edgy, and went with that.