Local anesthetics, bro.

If it’s 4th and 1, deep in the opposing team’s territory, and you don’t go for it, you’re basically saying that your desire to win is outweighed by your fear of being criticized by sports radio listeners.

I don’t think they’re more corrupt than other schools, just more inept at covering it up.

The British: fucking everything up since 1066.

Was he trying to say, “If anyone can get through this weather, you know it’s Army and Navy”? Or does his blathering brain just slap platitudes together and hope they make sense?

Right? That’s almost even more impressive than the half-court bucket. He might as well be playing against the Washington Generals.

First they came for the sports commentators, and didn’t speak up because the bastards deserved it.

... but because he is a bad rapper who makes bad songs and yet has, because he’s white, achieved more success than black rappers who make better songs.

They’re also sitting ducks to strikes from aircraft (manned or unmanned) and small, mobile watercraft. Everything you’ve said about improved munitions for shipborne artillery goes x-fold for guided missile systems, some of which are now small and simple enough to be used by children. Can they one-shot a battleship?…

Why is it so hard to have a corporate policy saying that if you reply-all to complain about being on a reply-all, you get fired immediately? Anyone that dumb is clearly too dumb to do whatever their job is.

Thunderhead, a decidedly lowbrow thriller in the vein of Michael Crichton. Previous to that was Sense and Sensibility.

I don’t think Herbstreit actually would be happy to lend his likeness and voice to the game for free. In the abstract, maybe, but then when they want him to spend a day in the recording studio to get audio clips and maybe also construct some digital models, he’s not going to do that without cash.

The basic problem is, Lurie doesn’t care about wins or rings or fans or the city. He cares about getting his way. The Reid/McNabb combo was a stroke of luck. 6-10 is the new normal.

Meh. 10m is chump change for Manchester.

Open to being disliked by all genders is why I identify as a loser.

If they don’t only go to the best (which they don’t), then it’s shitty recognition, isn’t it? “Hey you’re as good as Renee Zellweger in Cold Mountain!”

That makes no sense. If the team is going to suck for the next season or two no matter who’s coaching, how will Chip be able to prove he’s a good coach? 5-11 because you’re a moron and 5-11 because you’re hamstrung by a shitty team don’t look that much different.

Bullshit. If Oscars only go to the best and you’re good enough to be in the running, let alone win, you shouldn’t need the statuette to have a reputation in the industry. And outside of the industry, what would it matter for? Picking up girls?

Something something pocket deuce.

All of those are better values than the $7 stadium beer the shlubs in the cheap seats have to pay for. The rich get richer....