Sure, there are a lot of possible explanations. But that’s why I’m asking, “Is there anyone who read one of these guides and actually noticed results?” Or, better still, “Is there any woman whose partner used to be bad at eating pussy, read a guide, and then they started having orgasms?”

The question to my mind is whether these kind of guides even help. I love eating pussy and I’ve read numerous guides, including paying actual money for She Comes First, and do my best to follow them in letter and spirit, but the results in my case are pretty dismal.

I mean, is that surprising? High-status males don’t feel the need to question gender norms in relation to their behavior because, being high-status, it works for them. Low-status males, on the other hand, end up adopting pompously outdated behavior* in an attempt to signal masculinity because that’s what they think…

Or, “Who cares what they think?” There are figuratively a million ways to answer that question without lying and yet also without hurting the friend’s feelings.

Unless Hochuli is an extremely talented ventriloquist, it’s definitely not “You aren’t old enough.”

Simple definition of an Oktoberfest beer: it’s served at Oktoberfest.

1. I can’t help but view most of this in light of modern perspectives on colonialism and cultural appropriation.

It’s easy to suppose that the alternate design would not have had any points of failure but I doubt that’s actually true. It’s like anti-nuke activists that insist nuclear power is dangerous and then shrug their shoulders when wind turbines catch fire or come apart and people die.

That’s sort of the point where you transition to assistant coach or offensive coordinator, right? If he could even pass on 25% of his expertise that’s enough to make a huge difference in collegee.

You’re being sarcastic, but Chip Kelly is the best coach this team has had in the past two seasons.

People tend to blame what they can’t change about themselves for their problems with finding someone to avoid doing the work of figuring out what it is about that’s a turn off or that fails to attract someone. If I convince myself I’m too ugly (and I did), I don’t ever have to think about what I could or should be…

Yes. You “draw a line in the sand”, and then “toe it” (i.e. stay on the side you’re supposed to be). You don’t “tow lines”, that’s stupid.

Good employers know they have to show their personnel the ropes and will pick people up for their raw potential. Most places are not good employers.

If her pupils are dilated, she’s probably already hooking up. Hopefully with you.

No. If you were unpopular at 14 you must remain unpopular forever. Embrace your loserdom.

There are probably a couple of reasons. One is that, being essentially reactive players, defenders are used to adapting to new or different tactics - watch tape, learn how a given offense operates, find weaknesses you can exploit. That’s why they say defense wins championships: come playoff time, you’ve got a season’s…

Does that explain why he keeps stacking up quarterbacks? Trying to find someone who can learn enough to adapt?

Yes. Because that’s totally how the law of averages works.

They’re interested in getting a degree because it’s something they can do while they play football. If there was a sports league for apprentices in AFL-CIO chapters that fed into the NFL I suspect they’d attract a lot of players away from the NCAA system.

Colleges, even supposedly liberal ones, try very hard to inculcate a sense that they are a self-sufficient enclave and problems should be kept in-house because police involvement may have issues. At our orientation we were basically told that any given issue could be solved by talking to your RA, your advisor, or…