The third one is too controversial. It'd be more like "I Believe Barry Bonds Probably Cheated But I Wasn't There So Who's To Say Really".

I could see this filling a niche for women who keep their phones in their bags and it might actually be some effort to find. But as a tech gadget thing I can't see a lot of women liking it.

Skee ball has been around for a hundred years.

The world's richest Irishman is suddenly half a million quid poorer.

It looks more like a publicity stunt to me: 2-3 hours a day? 8 Players at a time? Even with advertising and a nominal charge to participate I can't imagine this breaking even.

My guess is, Suh and the Dolphins came to a tentative agreement, and his agent leaked it to either fish for a better deal, or else to let everyone else know what the starting point has to be so they stop wasting his time with lowball offers.

I don't get it. How are teams supposed to negotiate without making an offer?

I am betting that Messrs Paul, J and Infamous are looking at that tweet and wishing they'd called their group that.

My take on this phenomenon is that, at best, it's weak. If you're so inarticulate you can't express whatever you were trying to say without it or so oblivious that you don't understand why some people might take offense, maybe you'd better shut up and listen more. Same goes for people unable to be funny without…

That's a good point, but then you have to ask why, if his wavering was so well-known, no one did anything about it then, either.

Why is this a mystery? Gore signed up when he thought he'd be on a team that included Nick Foles and Jeremy Maclin. Foles has one foot out the door and Maclin's gone for sure, being replaced by Sanchez and ... somebody.

It might get you sponsors.

MLS is a joke of a sports league. I've always thought the idea of sports teams as franchises of a big central organization was a little bit odd, but MLS is run like a fuckin' co-op. You can buy and sell players but only if you're already a member and you have to bring your own bags.

Someone in my family competed for the US in the Olympics after college. So, here are some first-hand facts:

All this obsession with getting calls right is chasing fairy dust, in my opinion. The fact that we are 15 years into the instant replay era and these mistakes still happen suggests to me that replays don't solve the problem. If you want to get everything perfectly called, cover every player, surface, and piece of…

It's largely the fault of three groups of people.

Apropos nothing, I bet that's also where the variant spelling "cum" ... er, comes from.

I'm like this but an even weirder wrinkle: when people tell me so-and-so is obviously interested in me, they are always wrong, and these are people who are in other situations extremely good at reading people (they can always tell when I'm interested in someone, even if I'm trying to hide it). I have no idea how or…

If it's not about race, then why do white celebrities with even less talent have fashion houses lined up out the door to collaborate with them, but West - whose status as a menswear trendsetter is well-documented - has to struggle to get a venue for his designs? Why did Cristal complain about being popular with the…

The black community seems to be quite a bit more skeptical of allegations of sexual misconduct against celebrities. Michael Jackson, Kobe Bryant, Bill Cosby... many people think it's just a way to take successful blacks down a peg. And it's not as if flimsy allegations of rape and miscegenation weren't used as a…