Hey what did people call people who supported Hitler but didn’t hate Jews?

I once heard of this cishet couple that raped and murdered children, and the woman all but got away with it!

Now I’m not saying that all cishet couples rape and murder people, but I feel like you should totally be aware of this fact the next time you interact with those kind of people. Stay safe, or some shit.

What’s especially frustrating is even the guy who made the initial “vaccines cause autism” study has retracted it. There’s literally zero scientific evidence that vaccines have anything to do with autism, and it was studied very thoroughly after the initial study came out. We now have thousands of studies that show…

The Republicans absolutely controlled the media during the Clinton impeachment. And that was before the 24hour news cycle really kicked off. It eventually spiralled out of control for them because there wasn’t anything to it, but everyone knew all the lurid details of everything Clinton had ever done wrong.

Wrong Nazi

Except pretty much all of those people owned Trump into the ground. He’s a deeply stupid, craven, sad person who cannot brain good. Republicans just voted for him anyway, because most of them are more interested in party than country, or rather, have tribally convinced themselves that anything Republican IS what’s…

 She's better than you. 

You’re 100% right.

If dumping trash in the ocean is a bad thing ( as a metaphor for carbon emissions), then the biggest and baddest offender is....the US. The excess carbon in the atmosphere has been dumped by the UDS and industrialized countries for decades and make the bulk of it, only recently has China passed the US emissions,…

That’s why Graves is the only one braying laughter at his stupid picking-up-trash joke.... She’s just staring at him like he’s a fucking moron, because he is. She doesn’t have that “automatic smile” problem that most girls and women are conditioned into by that age. Blessed be!

So tired of politicians who don’t realize how liquids and gases work. Any trash dumped into the ocean by anyone becomes everyone’s problem. Likewise, any pollution spewed into the air by any country becomes everyone’s problem. All of that circulates around the globe. Unless you’re breathing out of a purified compressed…

What album is that Sufjan Stevens song from?

Will there be more puns, or did you Finnish?

34. My wife snapped a picture of the top of my head the other day, because “look how thin it’s getting back there.”

Hold my prune juice, Junior. DOB 1963. Plus Ric Ocasek and Eddie Money died in the last week. Fuck.

Hahahahahaha. 46?! What a rusty old fart. That broken down grandpa is older than dirt.

To put in perspective how old Adam Vinatieri is....when his original team drafted him, they didn’t have any fans until his sixth season.

“you’ll here from me tomorrow.”

Personally, I find that the Evangelicals pardoning on the sins that Kavanaugh had expressed in his youth to be enough. The Evangelical branch needs more former sinners like Kavanaugh to do their good, worldly works of spreading the Gospel, caging children, letting refugees die, deporting innocents to their deaths,…

“I feel sorry for this poor woman who experienced a sexual assault that caused so much emotional trauma that it’s led her to mistakenly believe Brett Kavanaugh was perpetrator.”