I don’t suppose this happens that much in franchise chains, but I don’t think it’s all that uncommon at mom-and-pop stores.

They’ve tried doing this, and yet, somehow, those neighborhoods never seem any worse for the wear. Which, in the end, is bad news for cops.

Magary is the fuckingest fucking fucker they have. That’s why, MightyFuckin’Duck.

Beat me to it.

“Conventional wisdom holds that the average time to play a round of 18 holes of golf is approximately four hours”

I don’t follow UK politics to know for sure, but I’d suspect that a lot of the ‘rebel’ conservatives might get Heidi Heitkamped right the fuck on out and replaced by someone who will vote the party line over the common good.

Holy crap! Were we at the same party?

Oh, this changes the math completely. If I had to get a base hit in the MLB, there’s no way I’m running out a bunt. It would have to go into the outfield for me to even begin to have a chance, and I wouldn’t bet against getting thrown out from right field.

Thank you for speaking on behalf of all the liberals here. And by ‘thank you’ I mean ‘fuck off.’

Is this a “How did the chicken cross the road?” type question?

At least Favre knows how to use a cell phone.

They don’t need alcohol, either.

What the hell is 4% whole milk?

I have no idea, but the Logos and Colors section of the Padres’ Wikipedia entry is about twice as long as the Franchise History section.

Did you forget about the Padres, or did you just assume that we all have?

When did AD play with Hibbert?

Don’t forget the clouds...those bastards.

You’re new here, aren’t you?

Clearly, Head and Shoulders above the rest.

As I was reading his entry, Evacuation from the Chernobyl OST started playing. Ok, well maybe I actually started playing it while reading the article - but damn if his entry didn’t fit the bill.