Thune also waxed pissy about Pelosi’s request to delay the State of the Union Address. South Dakota might not be gerrymandered, but it does every damn thing it can to keep Native Americans from voting. Voting rights does not help the Republicans here, either.

Yes, we are all aware that as it is, tips pay the rent for servers. When you don’t get tips, you don’t get to pay the rent. I would much prefer a system where the server’s wages pays the rent.

True, I’ve never waited tables. But I have gotten tips on top of full wages before.

So, tips on top of fair wages is bad. Got it.

Not only will he say that he got the wall built, he will say that Mexico paid for the whole thing plus some extra, just because he’s so damn good.

Minnesota isn’t a city. Are you thinking of Minneapolis? I think they’re called Minnenapolians.

Well, I’m not an Olympic athlete, but if I were, I’d start by boarding a plane...

I think Trump is a shitheel, but I also think that you are right. And, I think that’s why Mattis is walking away.

Concessions in the way of protections for DACA and other legal/legalized immigrants and refugees were, in my opinion, rendered useless when Trump pardoned Arpaio. What good is the law when the administration will not uphold it?

...to figure out why the party tanked in the suburbs and with women.

Eh gads, it’s not good if the Chicago FBI is employing the likes of Derek Zoolander and Hansel McDonald.

Thank God for your parents. Mine, since I can remember, have whined and complained about how criminal Nixon was, and how Reagan got away with everything, and don’t consider Trump to even be a decent person, but still vote Republican on principle.

That’s a steer. You don’t get much milk from a steer. You don’t get much of anything from a steer except for, well, meat.

I remember the days when John McEnroe roamed the tennis courts looking for heads to chop off and necks to spit into. Why weren’t refs afraid of him?

Fuck you, Poe’s Law!

I disagree. It’s interesting, but only for the reasons mentioned in the article.

Pshaw. Make way for Pope Optimus!

Who is it that you think you’d be fighting against? Do you trust your leaders (the ones on your “side”) enough to take up arms for their cause? Or, do you think that they might just be using you as cannon fodder? How would you define a win or loss? Would you be willing to hole up in hospitals, churches, and schools?…

No Dirty Dancing? Heathens.

Counterpoint: warming up your fingers and toes. I know it’s necessary for continued functioning of said appendages, but damn! does it have to be so painful?