I think the impact knocked a few vowels out of his name.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

I wonder if David Hasslehoff just owns some of these outfits.

Ooooohhh! Is this an analog to the old “what if Hitler’s art career had been successful?” thought experiment?

What about a Stanley Steamer?

Pastafarianism is just as valid as any other religion. Don’t call us “atheists” just because you don’t understand our beliefs.

Interesting to note, the two Ferraris in your list are the same exact picture. Same year, but one is twice the price of the other and says “1 of 80" while the other says “1 of 599".. hmmmm

They were going to send one of the Fox News Spokesmodels to one of those screenings incognito but they were afraid that the movie would “give her ideas”.

“And how about Batman? Why isn’t he wearing red, white and blue body armor and have an American flag as a cape? Plus, you never, ever hear him singing the praises of American values or reciting the Pledge of Allegance! Damn Hollywood liberals and their American hating liberalism!”

I am surprised they didn’t complain about them pushing liberal agenda of Native American guy saying white people stole their freedom. Maybe that would have required watching the movie.

Wow that first trailer really is as bad as its implied to be. Seriously...

Most Americans will confuse it for WW2, and think the Kaizer’s soldiers are Nazis.

I always like to point out that Wonder Woman isn’t only the first female blockbuster to come in decades, but also the first female blockbuster to be directed by a female! I feel like that’s a very important piece, as well

Would rather have this than a Prowler.

Amidst all of the jump vids out there, this is a classic.

What do you do with your Falcon, you ask? Put it in a tree.

Actually it does exactly what it is supposed to do in a crash. Without the folding the car would transfer all of the energy into you and you would then die. If you look at it after the crash you can see minimal passenger intrusion. You want that. If the front end gets mashed up, but the passenger compartment is fine…

I want to start slapping the shit out of these “thirsty for a movement/#hashtag” people. Like, is your need for validation THAT pronounced?! Do you need to feel special THAT BADLY!?

Is it cheaper/better to just buy all the parts separately and build a one-off? =)

"Hello traveler, my name is Xyl'e'skzel''kla." (Pronounced 'Helen')