Your dad sounds like a fucking thug.

Clearly, kelly has low expectations. Of herself.

We all know women are happiest when they’re overweight.

Not when you keep talking about it.

If you had a cleft pallet, they'd mention that instead. Sorry sweethear, but you're not the only person to ever be insulted.

She'd decline.

Well, fat girls eat more pizza.

You do?!

Same thing happened to me on a flight from Monte Carlo to New Zealand. I was sick the entire time I was in First Class.

It was important that you told us you went to France, you smug prick.

Terrible story.

Se wasn't in it for the sex

Don't fuck a married man then

your defense of a whore is admirable.

Yea. Cleary she is being raped in those pictures.

I find your moral outrage more repulsive than a nude woman. But, then again, I don't hate women like you do. Shut the fuck up, you Puritan fool.

Or you may not give a shit about the stupid shit you worried about when you were young. Like being photographed when you were young and beautiful.

Or, they had a an open marriage. But perhaps you have no imagination.

I don't get why anyone would watch Lifetime.

You’re like a fucking celebrity. So important you are. We're all dying to here your boring secrets. I hope your BFF ignores your wishes and sells your shit after your premature death. Because you're so fucking facinating.