Breaking news: Next Kinja update replaces all fonts with Comic Sans.

I think you forgot to mention something. I think I know what it is though.

Maybe, after they get their new Apple iPhone, they can use its high-definition screen to watch a Gatorade advertisement posted as editorial content on a media website while they munch their McDonald's food.

I'm really confused how updating to the latest OS somehow makes your iPad more obsolete than it already is...genuinely don't understand this at all.

So you say people "talk" to each other using their voices with their smartphones. Hmmm...had forgotten about that feature.

THIS TITLE IS SERIOUSLY AFFECTING ME

AFFECTS!

God that upside down date center screen is annoying.

Am I allowed to hate both U2 *and* Nickelback?

How exactly is is the iPhone with updated specs... I am not familiar of any android nor windows phone using custom made 64bit dual core CPUs, faster RAM and 128GB of space...

Really? Marmol's weak-ass comment gets approved?

Yep, because every single device released every single year needs to be completely new and completely revolutionary otherwise it is 'teh suckz', amirite?!

What???? Another St. Louis Jalop?

Take my wife, please!

what kind of kids say "cosmetics" and refer to Italian food as just "Italian"

I know they aren't fast, but I wonder what the 0-60 is, and what kind of MPG it gets? I could possibly overlook a 12 second 0-60 if it gets 50 mpg.

If I wanted something that was slow and handled like shit, I'd get a Crown Victoria.

Problem solved.

Agreed. I was an iPhone user (from the first iPhone) turned Android (for the Note, and then GS3), now I'm back to iPhone (5). Yes, these are catch-up features, but I will say, I believe Apple does it better. I like Android...or, I like the idea of Android...it's just not polished the way Apple's environment is...and…

Yep, like back when Google/Samsung/Everybody was ripping of iPhone feastures etc, peeps were like "Hey it's no big deal, that was obvious." Karma's a bitch.