You are being that guy, because the fielder has to hold on to the ball.

Halftime adjustments? What’s that?

Sure if you are an idiot and don’t realize Bartolo is immortal and will entertain us all well into his 70s pitching and hitting

Please don’t put “dying” in a headline with a picture of Bartolo. A person will assume he died of a heart attack or some sort of stomach-grabbing related injury.

He’s basically Greg Popovich without all the charm.

How dumb are these people. Why the fuck would they think this would reduce returns?? I didn’t even realize that was their thinking. I honestly thought they were trying to INCREASE returns since the previous rule was so boring, after all.

80k for a PSL? Looks like you can get CTE from just watching the NFL.

Caution: long post upcoming. A lot of this is from a good summary at Reddit.

want to star comment, but stars currently at 69

I HAD TO HAVE MY WIENER REGISTERED AS A WEAPON

Carson Wentz will win Super Bowl MVP this year, fuck you.

Fuck your fantasy team!

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

Sure, blowing a 17+ point lead is a pretty good metric for choking, but a better one is missed game winning field goals of 35 yards or less. Bonus points if it’s under 30 yards, and/or would get your team into the playoffs.

K, what should we post about instead today?

Another athlete taking a knee? Adam Jones, eat your heart out.

At first I thought my team, the Browns, was also participating, but it turns out their knees just start to buckle as game time approaches.

Trent Dilfer would be selling insurance in Visalia if a mostly black Ravens defense hadn’t carried his replacement-level ass to a Lombardi Trophy. He might want to sit this one out.

RIP Harambe

Griffey Sr.: Come over here and give me a hug before I give you a knuckle sandwich!