ihityouinthenose

2/10/16

That’s... that’s what happened.

1/16/16

No one snickered behind my back because my friends and family aren’t douchebags like you seem to be. I feel sad for you. You have my pity.

1/14/16

well, just because it doesn’t pertain to you, or find it interesting, doesn’t mean that it doesn’t have value.

1/6/16

Sell your computer.

10/18/15

Did he say it was a legal obligation? Chill the fuck out you spaz.

9/14/15

Eh, just like religion and vegetarianism the atheists you want to hang out with are the ones for whom it’s just a part of who they are instead of something they wave around in order to feel superior to everyone else.

9/9/15

Please... PLEASE, Apple... please use 3D Touch on the keyboard to type capital letters without having to use Shift. Please. Did I say please?

9/8/15

No one owes you shit.

8/26/15

For the curious:

7/14/15

I wouldn’t mind either a Kindle Voyage or the new Paperwhite. Hopefully those go on sale.

6/30/15

Biased in favor of... facts?

6/27/15

I'm totes atheist but when he co-pilots this kind of stuff, then I'm down with Jesus.

6/23/15

I just want to take this time to state how much I hate my student loans. Thank you.

5/26/15

Bahahaha. At my last job servers often forgot about tables outside because they were technically section-less and on a busy day it can be an easy mistake. A classic move would be to go outside just like you’re checking things out and then ask “you guys have been sitting here a while, have you been served yet? Ugh I’ll…

4/27/15

When you’re heavy you don’t quite understand how it affects your life. Sure I feel great now, but when I try to run why does it feel like I’m running through wet sand? It’s like the old saying that ignorance is bliss. Well, I’ll just stay away from running right?

4/18/15

You can also do this with a three finger tap

4/16/15

I suggest you read the article again if you don’t understand why in fact the only professional thing to do in this situation is to recuse yourself from coverage of the title due to fears of perceived bias.

3/13/15

If you've gotten to a point where you are exercising regularly and eating properly it can be very hard to lose the last 5-10 pounds. Conversely if you eat junk food and drink soda the first 20-30 pounds can be lost very easily.

3/6/15

7/31/12

Only a cop would suggest you say something like this to a cop. Just...wow. A cop that needs his ego stroked to that extent so that he can do his job in a mature way should not be allowed to hold that position.