You take your star, and you get the hell out of here.

Somebody should have reminded him of this:

Obligatory!

Britney and I are the same age and my main takeaway was “wow someone kept their belly ring from the early aughts.”

The kind of prick who would slip a handful of $20s into his ugly cop pants.

“wow, you sure dont look like you have depression!” - is the version I get the most. every person that says it I hate by default. fuck people like that.

Or that it might take me an hour to write a two sentence text.

This whole thing is suspect did the truck driver want to make it rain because how do they not fasten or tie the bags.

Seriously! I feel like people who seem really outgoing and friendly often suffer from anxiety. Because 1) those are totally unrelated things but, also, 2) sometimes you get really anxious about not being friendly or nice enough and then hurting people’s feelings. Sometimes it’s a symptom of anxiety rather than…

As someone who has anxiety that at times has crippled my life, I’m actually really surprised and appreciative of Ryan Reynolds speaking about his severe anxiety. “But you don’t seem like that type of person!” Is something I hear all too often of people trying to dismiss or diminish my struggle with anxiety. You have…

Oh god it’s going to be so weird seeing people in marked down Yeezy gear with MAGA hats on...

Watch Grace and Frankie on Netflix. There is a whole storyline about their vibrators for older women. Hell yeah!

Some enterprising sex toy seller could make a killing hosting parties at retirement communities. It’s a huge market and a surprising number of seniors do have spare change to spend on things they really like. Especially when you consider that the male-female ratio is pretty unbalanced - a good vibrator can be a lady’s…

Also, uh, me? And everyone in my social group? Turns out that you can have people crash at your place when you’re not fucking.

Because I was once young myself, I know that it’s hard for young people to imagine old wrinklies bumping uglies. I’m almost 70 and as capable of having an orgasm as I was when younger. More capable, in fact, because I’ve learned a thing or two.

Indeed.

Furthermore, lots of people who have no sexual attraction to one another but enjoy each other’s company? I mean, wtf?

I will never understand how some people have 5 hour stand-offs against police and other people are shot dead by police in less than 5 seconds.

What 21-year-old straight people of the opposite sex have platonic sleepovers?

Anytime I think of Lea Michele, I think of Cory Montieth. Then I get sad.