While I’m glad additional corroboration is coming to light that supports Amber Heard’s statements, I am appalled that this is what is required to believe a woman’s word on intimate partner violence.

One of my favorite times in life was when I had a little 600sqft apartment all to myself.

She’s like the original AHCA

Okay. I thought the shade in the first case was the fact that Diddy used scare quotes on her name. Like, what is this person, even? I legit lol’d when I saw the caption, and I didn’t even notice the Kendall/Kylie mixup (I’m not quite dyslexic, but slightly stupid with letters, and it’s virtually impossible for me to…

I’m rooting for Sasha Velour, she’s smart, fashionable, creative and so funny! 

OK...so they limit abortions and that results in unwanted children. Now they want to discriminate against the children again when they’re adopted. What the funk are they smoking in TX? It must be the fumes from Chip and Joanna’s farts.

I do not know what do they expect after they “compliment” us, I used to say thank you, but now I just turn around or say nothing, I am tired of that, I am old, it never stops.

“Anything could be considered sexual assault, including something as simple a touch on the shoulder, or giving a woman liquor spiked with an equine dose barbiturates and sedatives and then having intercourse with a near lifeless body.”

But he raped them candidly.

Didn’t his lawyers try to halt the trial because he is going blind and he is frail? How quickly someone bounces back when there is a profit to be made.

“After killing the mobster with an M1911 Harry realised that life had really gone downhill after leaving Hogwarts with no qualifications.”

Staff the entire emergency room with black doctors and nurses, then if some asshole demands he get a white doctor, they can go ahead and die.

I bet he looks back on those days and thinks ‘God, I miss the quiet dignity of hopping around in a giant bunny suit...’

Roger Tubby, who served 33 days

I can’t with this one. I know people with kids in that school. My kids are going to look a lot like him in a few years. The horror is an old friend because I’ve witnessed the sheer hell my friends have gone through. The terror is knowing I’m one fucking traffic stop from this.

Even I don’t think those white people look alike.

Who doesn’t love a good celebrity run-in story?

I’ve met him briefly a few times and he is incredibly soft spoken and charming. It’s amazing how he transforms for roles and maybe doing that is just exhausting. He’s also really into his motorcycle and wears the full body suit gear which is definitely not what I had expected. The get up and him being quite tall is at…

Bannon looks like he smells. He looks like cirrhosis personified.

I suspect he’s going into deep cover to distract us from his real next role: portraying Morrissey in a Smiths reunion tour (for which the band surely would receive well over $100 million), so that Morrissey doesn’t actually have to go on tour and Johnny Marr and Andy Rourke don’t have to be in the same room as…