Same. I kind of want the drawers that all the makeup youtubers have but I don’t feel like building them. And trying to build them with the assistance of my mom or a friend just seems like a fight waiting to happen.

He managed to insult and piss off every level of national intelligence. Hell, if anything he should drop the best deal maker shtick and claim to be the best unifier because wow did he bring all these agencies together under one united goal.

The tax returns will show that he has money, and all of it comes from Russian banks / mobsters. He is so beholden to Russia that he cannot ever get out from under the giant conflict of interest cloud that represents. Trump’s “money” is likely so dirty it generates its own compost.

Can corroborate.

Doesn’t have to be doggy style. Cowgirl with a mirror or reverse cowgirl gives you a plain perspective...

I’m not really sure who wins by you inserting this in here. I truly, truly, truly hope, however, that all those people are finding and dating each other only and leaving the rest of us to be okay.

Honestly, having sex has been the most body-positive experience for me: realizing that straight dudes literally do not give a single fuck as long as they get to fuck you was remarkably liberating. It has made me feel far more confident naked.

Because it’s part of you and therefore, beautiful.

Yeah, they don’t inspect every inch of our bodies with a magnifying glass looking for every hair out of place, every dimple in our thighs and every stretch mark in our butts. That’s only in our heads - and it’s sad AF we still feel this way.

You wouldn’t hear a complaint now would you.

69 is basically eye to eye

Stop stealing my yearbook quote!

They’ve all seen it, trust. Many have likely thought of exploring it.

Seriously, the people who are mortified at having their buttholes on display for their partner...they’re already INSIDE you, you think they’re worried about your butthole?

I second this. Also, as a woman with “a butt of a fuller variety”, I still assume that a man can see my butthole during doggystyle. Do I care? No. Does he care? I don’t care if he does. I’ve never had complaints either way.

The dick can reach further when the cheeks are 100% out of the way!

Wait, how does spreading the cheeks make for quality doggy style?

I’d like to interject that if you’re aiming at quality doggy style some spreading of the cheeks is desirable (ahem). Then everything would be on display, but really, who cares? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

“But what about children’s buttholes?”

is this a real question? even if you don’t know what exactly happened, coming to the realization that you were assaulted, as well as any bruising or soreness, is extremely traumatizing.