I’ve been saying Kamala Harris 2020 since before the 2016 election was even over. She’s awesome. I hope she’s president someday.

And I used to think those books were useless.

But with 150% more hate.

He’s like tap water that has somehow been watered down.

XD you’re cracking me up.

Do you believe in absolutely every single social media claim you read? One fucking person with an unknown history

92% of fashion from the past, I wouldn’t be caught dead in*. I’m happy with our trendless state of things, where we just kind of look a little shitty all the time but are comfy.

They aren’t afraid of anything. We used to keep birdseed on our patio, and the raccoons got into it. They would sit out there, leaning against the sliding glass door, shoveling handfuls of seed into their mouths while the dogs barked furiously on the other side of the door.

Considering that one thing people obsessed with nostalgia love to do is talk about how everyone dressed better in the past, I love that there is an ad from the 50s celebrating a ratty, disintegrating piece of road kill.

Can I please have a Bill Murray-esque comedy of you feuding with the raccoons and at some point in the film calling them TRASH PANDAS please can I have it

but I also don’t think we should believe Internet rumors posted by people who were uninvolved in any actual situation.

Because that’s all that’s been made public since you, personally, don’t really need to know the victims’ names since it doesn’t concern you.

Dude, you’re laughing, but health inspections are no joke. You can’t just destroy a band’s caterer because the cousin of your uncle’s late hairdresser accused them of giving him a bad case of diarrhea. Just imagine what the band feels like, going backstage, being hungry and there is no caterer.

Ivanka isn’t beautiful or even pretty - she’s blonde and skinny and has big tits, which is enough to make people fawn over how gorgeous you are if you also happen to be rich. If she was Ivanka Jones she wouldn’t turn heads in a Dairy Queen.

Destroying the caterer must really fuck with the green room after the show.

She has a weak chin, small eyes, beak nose, wide cheeks, and a freakishly long neck with the unfortunate indents similar to Kimora Lee...

But, did you, know? that nobody must, buy their albums when they are,,,, accused of sexual assault, by multiple people and have a ,,,, history of shady and fucked up behavior??

Bright Eyes had one accuser, whose story didn’t add up and had a history of online dishonesty. He sued, she recanted.

My neighbor kid has a whole slime pyramid scheme going. She gets the add-ons (glitter and bits) from other kids, makes big batches and then sells it back to them and other kids. She’s a regular Bernie Home Made-off of Slime.