I can’t imagine Melania has any intention of fulfilling the duties— or even an idea what they are — of being First Lady.

all i want is for someone to be a fucking adult and not let him half-ass this thing, as he clearly wants to do

I hope Chuck Schumer is ready. He’s going to be the most powerful Democrat left in our government after the inauguration.

Hi Jezzies! Sorry to post this here on SNS, but it must be done.

As a childless old hag, I take zero responsibility for any societal decay.

There is really not enough wine in this world to get me to next Tuesday and possibly beyond if HRC wins. Comey fucks her over with emails she had nothing to do with and yet no ine is batting an eye that Trump is in bed with Putin.

Don’t give a flying hoot if this is TMI but I FINALLY GOT SOME YOU GUYS. AFTER LIKE 2 YEARS. I HAD FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT HOW TO USE MY LADYBITS, AND NOW I REMEMBER AND IT’S GLORIOUS. DO OTHER PPL KNOW ABOUT THIS????

Poor puppy.

Here in America people would have assumed it was just another local klansman. A cow pasture, a cemetery, and an X-rated movie? Those are like their favorite hangouts.

These men need cats in their lives. Humble yourselves, bros, or they will do it for you!

When I was dragged under a bridge and assaulted, I constantly was cracking jokes to the police as they took the report. It was the only way I could survive at that moment. So in other words, fuck you.

I grew up with Wonder Woman. Cartoons, comics, dolls, TV show. She was an enormously empowering figure for girls then, and I think the occasional honoring of fictional characters as honorary ambassadors is wonderfully whimsical — in a world that could sorely use a little good-natured whimsy, particularly at the…

She’s going to ban shrimp! She must be stopped!

I’m partial to poonghazi.

I’m sorry but this must be said:

I have gone from mildly amused to horrified to just completely over this bullshit.

I need to brag about my Duckling.

I started training today to become a volunteer advocate for a domestic violence shelter/services organization. I’ll be staffing the 24 hour help line. I’m so excited to be involved, nervous about the work, and grateful for this wonderful organization and all the passionate, intelligent, and compassionate people that…

OMG! Any man that would tell you that should also let you squeeze his balls while you have an epidural-free birth!!

I’m very surprised that the son of Yoko Ono would tweet something that makes no sense.