There are many temptations for someone like Elms. I'm glad he fell for a fake profile instead of a real kid. I'm sorry but if you're stupid enough to violate your probation terms, you deserve to be punished.

W3rd - that's how we thrown down in NY.

Just because you CAN print it doesn't mean you SHOULD print it. This is one of those times.

This might have been mentioned but would someone please introduce this crazy asshole to lower case letters.

I'm in a small town North of Rochester so that might have something to do with it. If it wasn't for TW around here, I'd be stuck with either cellular or Frontier DSL which is the pinacle of suck :-P

I feel bad for you guys - I've got 30/5 through them and can easily hit 3+MB/s over Usenet. Since I signed on with them over a decade ago, I've had probably 10 outages - none of which lasted more than an hour.

Oh for fucks sake - just get some small gauge wire. This is completely ridiculous.

I had a feeling that wasn't going to be a popular post. Sorry to offend the thin women as I am not one and not subjected to the hate they are.

More borderline anorexic women, no thanks. I'll take a women that actually has mass. I don't understand how a guy can be attracted to a twig.

Seems like for every actual useful app, there are 50,00 crap ones. Guess which one this falls in?

There's nothing wrong using books for crafts. I wouldn't use new ones that could be donated but old fines are fine. There are plenty of other ways to read without needing a physical book. People get up in arms over the most ridiculous crap sometimes. Maybe we should all just to go Chick-Fil-A and ponder this.

You also really don't own anything either other than a license to view it.

I do it because it's low cost (Usenet subscription) and easy. I would pay for True Blood if I could just watch it instantly without the other worthless HBO garbage but you know how that goes.

I have a hard time spending $300 on a Roomba when my current one is still running and was $ 99.00 :/

Your dogs posses the rare cabbage gene :)

He's going to have some nifty farts later no doubt.

Imagination room. That's a good one :)

Would it be so horrible if they were on a small plane going on vacation or something and the wing just ripped off?

That's true although it looks pretty easy to disable with a little smashing :)

He really should have put the tilt switch in series with the on/off switch. The magnet is stupid. Also a bad idea to hang the switch outside of the enclosure when he could have hot glued it inside.