Ya'll gonna make me lose my mesh.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is that God is crying. And if he asks why God is crying, I think another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

Every time I read a Jaden tweet, this pops into my mind.

Actually I know a guy, let's call him DoucheBag, and anytime that DoucheBag disagrees with someone or thinks he knows better, DoucheBag will start his sentences with "actually". It is profoundly annoying and alienates his audience.

When I hear someone say "actually" I don't feel stupid; I feel like that person is a weenie.

I just realized I wrote "lover half of my face" and I think it still works.

I just realized I wrote "lover half of my face" and I think it still works.

I'm not saying men can't be good and worthy allies. But without the lived experience of a woman, you're missing a fundamental aspect of being a feminist.

He has a bit in his first special about being mad because no little league coaches ever tried to molest him. It didn't sit well with me or those with whom I was watching, and I've been a little hesitant to follow Ansari's career since. But, it was a while ago so I'll give him another chance. Sounds like he is going…

As an ex-Husky QB, by law, he is entitled to an on-air position at a Seattle sports-talk radio station.

I once asked a woman I hadn't seen in a while if she was about to have her baby yet.... she'd already had the baby and it was 3 months old. She just hadn't lost the baby weight and still looked pregnant. I tried to recover by gushing and asking all about the baby, but I felt like such an asshole.

First dates are generally less awkward if you don't wear your klan-hood.

He had to cancel because filming conflicted with his perm appointment.

YOU DON'T TALK TO JEAN THAT WAY!! I LOVE HER!!

I hate when the dentist ask me how often I floss. Don't make me lie to you. You already know.

Yeah, but you would be surprised at the indignant push-back I'm getting from it...

This is a great article, and I'm going to give it to the female IT interns I'm mentoring this year. They're having a terrible time adjusting to what is still mostly an all-male workplace, and is basically just a plethora of older, more experienced male bullies. There have been a lot of tears.

I'm not saying the insults stopped when I ignored them, but they didn't bother me as much.

I totally agree that there is nothing wrong with things that are popular. Obviously I love pop culture! But I don't love it uncritically, with my brain turned off. I think the key is not blindly following what's popular without asking why people like it and what it really means.