I’m amazed at how many dumbfucks here can’t read and seem to think you’re still out there delivering pizzas.

Gross.

Then, that makes you the aforementioned dick. I’m sure your tips are shit, too.

I’m sure that $1 tip for probably 10-20 minutes (if not more) of driving his own car totally put him at minimum wage. That job is paid for by tips. If you order delivery, fucking TIP. It’s a stupid system that allows this type of salary to exist, but you’re a dick if you take advantage of it

I think it’d be an interesting idea if during storms Seamless/Grubhub/any other online food ordering sites put up a little notice on the payment & tip page being like, “FYI - it’s terrible outside and the weather is definitely making your delivery person’s job difficult! Since he or she depends on tips, won’t you…

As a former pizza delivery guy, don’t order delivery during a major snowstorm. The roads often aren’t plowed until the storm has slowed and nobody should risk harm to deliver a $12 pizza.

As a former delivery driver for several years in the 90's...Fuck you for making me risk life and limb for your $5.99 plain pie and offering me a whole dollar for my efforts. I’d rather go home with no money. Man up and open a can of soup.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

Philadelphia exists. It’s Beckley that’s a myth!

Winter Storm Georgia O’Keefe

Would be nice if the real locations were labelled so nicely. I always get lost looking for Philadelphia.

HAAAAHAHAHAHA yesss yesss, your tears, they give me strength....

Fighting or no, when a friend goes out like that, you follow and bring them back. Or at least take them a coat if you can’t get them back in.

This is really fucking heartbreaking to me.

Men are murdered at a much higher rate than women.