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Wait how’d you get access to the Gizmodo Code of Standards, they haven’t even let me see it yet.

Oh gosh, I’m sure I don’t want to be a “terrible person.”

sure elect the gun nut Bernie Sanders, if you still think having that gun nut be president after all that happened this week, you are a terrible person

More and more I’m not just leaning Bernie but hoping Clinton doesn’t win and make me feel dirty voting.

My sister-in-law gave us a hideous photo frame for our wedding with the quote “Life Is Not Measured By the Number of Breaths We Take, But By the Moments That Take Our Breath Away” etched in the glass. After 5 years of hating it, and zero visits from said SIL, I finally removed the photos and threw the thing in the

Do you need to be reminded of your family by seeing the word? “Dammit, I know I’m forgetting something...” *looks at sign* “Oh, yeah. I am supposed to love my kids!”

My mom bought a really bad version of the “Live, Laugh,Love” one from Kirkland’s, a store that is the source of all my nightmares. It has the ugliest grapes painted on it, but she adores it.

I know someone that got “live laugh love” TATTOOED ON THEIR BODY. Not sure if the regret has kicked in yet.

IMAGINE

When I see that shit, my brain immediately screams, “DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT EXCUSE FOR ART!”

When I was house hunting with my husband a few years ago, we saw a house that, I’m not kidding, had “Live. Laugh. Love” in every room, and a few of the rooms also had a plaque that said, “Family”. Like, do you need every room of your house labeled?! I cannot understand.

i may or may not have a friend who owns and displays an “it’s 5:00 somewhere” sign.

I learned early in my career not to go full-snark on the motivational posters around the office because some people take a picture of a guy sitting on a rock captioned with the word "SUCCEED" as a powerful personal statement.

My MIL has bought each of those for our house. I told her the decal got damaged in the last move, and I dust off the dream cutout when she comes to visit.

Vacation homes/show homes is one thing, but I saw one of those at the house of a woman I was considering becoming friend with! It was all I could do not to laugh out loud. Bullett: dodged.

Oh, the “Sixteen and Pregnant” interior design look, found in the background of every reality show featuring poor life decisions!

I gotta live with that shit every single fucking day. I might stab myself in eye someday. Fucking interior designers.

If I see another wall decal that says LIVE LOVE LAUGH or a wooden cutout of the word “DREAM” in someone’s home I’m gonna scream.

I work as a property manager for high-end vacation homes. The décor is full of wall “art” with those dumb platitudes written in embellished fonts. Sometimes I walk past them and my eyes roll so hard they almost get stuck in the back of my head.