Fuck Donald Trump a million and half times. I hope pretending to be president ruins his life.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert

Also, with apologies for commenting twice on this post, why do these sanctimonious twits have to add the only part after abstinence education? Plain-old abstinence education is a good idea! No one - literally no one - thinks it’s a bad idea to point out to kids that they may not be ready for the physical and…

Because “just don’t have sex” has totally worked out even once in the span of human history.

I don’t know, gang, but at the risk of being in the minority on this one, I am pretty sure I agree that no one should be having sex with Matt Garza or Bristol Palin.

Actually, I’d think a ‘Before we get into the sex, can I tell you a little bit about my hero, Matt Garza?’ approach would probably do wonders as a contraceptive

I’m a D.C. resident and every time a new pile of shit gets dumped on my doorstep it has Fucking Jason Chaffetz’s smug face stamped into it.

It’s been said before, Jason Chaffetz has the stupidest fucking face. The living embodiment of Backpfeifengesicht

The only acceptable male cameo.

I believe Hunter is generally referred to as “Vaping Congressman Duncan Hunter.” It’s in the Style Guide.

All that was missing is her yelling “Make America Great Again, bitches!” as they put her into the police car.

Drinking that garbage in an offense in itself. 23 man!

Amanda Willis, 23, “drank almost a whole entire bottle of Fireball” within the first hour of the reception and turned drunk and violent.

That’s a generous definition of “sentient” you’re using.

You know that’s right-wing BS, right? Not that anyone could expect Trump to understand the complexity of NA heritage, but you should certainly stop repeating his false claim; she did not use her heritage to to get into Harvard, or gain any other advantage. The whole controversy stemmed from her acknowledge her…

The respect of your peers, the appreciation of a nation and the immense satisfaction that must come with punching Grayson Allen.

Produce your BC diploma or the three box tops you sent in to get it or your take has no credibility.

Hi Grayson!