I was sort of hoping it was the Fixer Upper couple bc I’m a bad person.

Do they know they don’t have to do this?

I love that LeBron is balding. It’s a reminder that no one—not even a 6'8" 250lb basketball playing god who looks like he was chiseled out of granite—is perfect.

Well....Trump is trying his damnedest to emulate Silvio Berlusconi, so....

Ambassador to Italy??! What, because there are lots of guidos in jersey?? Lol this administration is fucking hilarious.

“No, she didn’t dump me. Are you kidding? I totally dumped her first!”

He had been assured that the Attorney General post was his, yet was still being offered a handful of other positions? Chris, if you’re going to plant stories, at least have them make sense.

At this point, I’m not sure I believe this. It feels a bit like an attempt to save face.

they can’t abide by rule 4, which stands above all others: “Trying too hard is uncool”

Their “we don’t care” schtick is akin to the barista who spent 30 minutes making sure his hair is perfectly styled bedhead.

MEMORANDUM TO STANFORD BAND

Just like their rapist swimmer, they get a slap on the wrist.

“Fat, drunk, and playing the Sousaphone is no way to go through life, son.”

“I apologize to Congressman Duffy for referring to him as a moron. I should have said he is a liar and a charlatan.”

I think that was mostly because Kristen whatsherface and SJP had “No Boobies” clauses in their contracts. Miranda and Samantha showed their boobs.

Thandie Newton’s eyebrows are fully 50% of why I can’t stop watching this show.

Aw, homonyms happen two the best of us.

“...Black Hole Son...”

Kelly Clarkson named her Tesla SUV “Castle” because she loves the former TV show Castle.

Sweetie, are you missing a humor gene? You may want to get tested, actually.