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It’s funny, I’ve had an idea for ages for a podcast similar to this column, called Why Is This Not a Movie? As I have moderately more time on my hands under quarantine, I started doing some research and writing, but I’ve still been on the fence about whether or not to do it. I think the fact that this is the first

In today’s political climate he’ll be in the Trump administration soon if that sack of rotting hamburgers wins another term.

Tom Lennon is a national treasure. He brings magic to anything he touches.

i am reasonably sure the real Joe Exotic would be equally but differently odd

I don’t think anyone comes out looking good during this thing. I don’t think the animal rescue lady killer her husband or not but she definitely comes off just as shady and nuts as the rest of them. I feel bad for many of the workers all these people “employee” at their “zoos” but the people running them are all

I’m not sure the actual show/documentary is all that well made, but the editing and footage is quite engrossing.

I’m sure Disney is super jazzed that Joe wore an Iron Man shirt to his video recorded deposition.

Hhahahahaha. You're undecided where joe falls? I cant tell if your serious or not. You dont need a 7 part series to see through joe and his transparent existence.

You’re right, Saff and the producer (or Hat Man, as I came to think of him) seemed reasonable enough.

I have some degree of liking/sympathy for Saff and the producer, but I do get what you mean. As weirdly entertaining as the whole thing is in macro, a lot of the people featured are just...really horrible.

I mean, Carole’s no saint here, but given the evidence presented, I’d have an easier time believing Doc and Joe

I was in the same boat (this looks like...not my thing) but I caved yesterday. It’s quite engrossing.

Am I swimming against the pop culture current by not watching this Tiger Mullet show? Probably. I’m not just trying to be difficult, but I feel like everyone is pushing me to watch this thing. If, somewhere down the road, VH1 airs a series called I Love the Coronavirus, it’ll no doubt feature everyone’s nostalgic take

I am only on episode 2 but this shit is crazy. The one woman who had her arm ripped of by a tiger and had the choice of several years of surgery and rehab to save it or just amputate it. She took the later choice so she could be out of the hospital and back to work with the tigers!!! And the disabled guy who literally

Is the US Attorney from the last couple episodes on there? She was about 10,000 times more pleasant and articulate than anyone else on that show. She was such a breath of fresh air when she appeared that I wanted the last two episodes to just be footage of her, like, communicating clearly and reasonably handling

There was a whole big thing over someone famous who was talking out loud about how he wouldn’t go down... was it DJ Khaled? Wiz Khalifa? 

May you get murdered in interesting ways

Who advertises their services as a nanny with a picture like that? They looked like Web Cam girls!

Officer Jim Dangle as a security guard at Big Cat Rescue could be comedic gold. I’d watch this trainwreck. 

Every. Single. Time. I see anything about this show - I think that guy is Thomas Lennon. The first time I thought it was a mockumentary of sorts from his comedy troupe!

When did Oklahoma turn into Florida?