I really wish this one was one panel longer, because it would’ve been perfect.

Hang that one in the strip club bathroom.

Talking Heads’ “Born Under Punches” works surprisingly well:

Speaking of stock types, Ignatiy, it feels sometimes like your the AV Club’s retired specialist, always brought in for one last job of reviewing awful films.

Social care, so home care nurses for example, is part of local government (so councils) and not the NHS, and it’s been privatised completely.

Clearly this means it could be a win for her, though, right? “I’d like to get up throughout the night every night for [I don’t actually know how long], but - I’m wearing this cast, you see.”

Wait’ll he finds out that her wearing a cast means she’ll be periodically incapacitated when it comes to doing baby chores. Which it will definitely mean. If she does it right.

Such cumbersome fetishes.

Here’s the solution for that cast kinkster and his wife. She agrees to wear a full-leg and full-arm cast ALL WEEKEND. Obviously, while wearing these casts, she would be unable to help with the baby.

I think that was Joan Rivers. Or Phyllis Diller. Maybe both.

It does sound tedious though. I don’t even have the patience to properly wrap a gift, and that only takes a minute. 

Hi, Billy Mays here for the Vaccu-Sack! Have you ever struggled with the frustration, mess, and wasted time of trying to seal your lover in old fashioned plastic wrap?

as soon as he said in the letter, “I certainly would never injure her myself” I was like, but you’ve definitely thought about it right?

Yeah even though the writer said they tried it once before they had a kid you think they would have come up with a more firm solution to the cast kink before having a kid because that changes everything especially one’s sex life. Like, that seems to be the worst time to hash out a sex life idea, unless he thinks…

wow it really is the doldrums of winter, these letters are the Savage Love version of “Like a Boss”

And a 9 month old baby at home. This shit pisses me off. People need to live with each other and fuck enough to realize if their “needs will be perpetually unmet” before they bring another life into the world

It also wouldn’t surprise me if the reason she’s not totally into the idea of wearing a cast and watching a movie is 1) they have an infant and there might not be time to actually watch a movie, especially if she’d just rather be sleeping in what little free time she has; 2) they have an infant and she probably…

The use of the haughty “perpetually unmet” makes him King Douchebag.

The cast guy and the mummy guy both seem like petulant jerks, based on the info they gave. The mummy guy especially, bc that post screamed of homophobia.  But really, there’s so little time for a sex life with a new kid in the picture, and so little energy to spare, cast guy should be thrilled if his wife is willing…

“Obviously, a need of mine will be perpetually unmet.”