I had sex with both of them last week. It was so fabulous. It was because I complimented them on their new car. Incidentally, “Madison” (I’m not telling you her real name!) doesn’t own heels, because she broke her heel while hiking on Mount Rushmore and it healed off-kilter because she was on lots of drugs at the…

How do we know you aren’t part of the conspiracy?

Can you hook me up with them? I’d like to bang both

So how loud did the ladies scream when your dad scalped the first one? Because that’s what my father would have done.

The husband can’t be reached for comment as he is locked in his mancave vigorously cleaning his miata headrests.

Spoken like a true Facebook stalker. I should know. We can smell our own.

You know what? This guy did nothing wrong, and this witch hunt is complete bullshit. At what point in that video did he do ANYTHING dangerous?

such an asshole move. Keep your hand wringing to yourself you sack of shit.

I came here to point out the same thing!

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

I also have an opinion.

FALSE! This is a button.

Those are normal dead cows. These are dead French cows of the finest quality, having eaten only from vats full of the finest black caviar mixed with the finest French champagne. These cows had names - nay - these cows had titles. Viscount Vache Of Bourdeaux III. These cows were classy.

Well this car really compounds my problem. I have a 650s that I am trading in for a 675 drop top. This car could theoretically eliminate my want for a 911 TurboS and the 675. I actually wanted a 675LT coupe but couldn’t get one. I carry a lot of shit with me and will put 20K a year on the TurboS (I drive about 100…

I think my favorite part of all this Manning drama is that the networks are afraid to report on it much since they all want to hire him as a broadcaster.

The Honda HSV010 sounds pretty fucking crazy.

In America, 2 tons is correctly refereed to as one Rosie Odonnell.

I think the demonstration of torque mentioned was more the 6th gear acceleration

The last time I ever went to pep boys I was still high school (almost 7 years ago) and needed tires for my car. They were running a special and I was in high school, I had little money even though I was working after school every day. I take my car in and pick out the tires I wanted, they informed me that it would be…