It’s just as satisfying to shit talk a cheetah whether you have kids or not.

Mets fans, NYC Media:

Sure Ichiro is a sure fire HOFer if he yanks 3000 hits here in the States. But lets not forget his fellow countryman Hideki Matsui who jacked it at least 3000 times while playing here.

I knew somebody would understand my pain. Thanks buddy.

Softball players get a paycheck? Who knew?

But their coach/boss was cool with it, so this comparison is stupid

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

Yup. Under audio books, science fiction.

You’d think Michael J. Fox would have better things to capture on Vine.

Kemp + Schrempf = Unbeatable in NBA Jam.

Is that from an old comic strip? What is that?

I remember those guys.

My grandmother died in May 1998. It was a mercifully short exit, considering it was cancer, but it still required multiple trips by my father back and forth as her conditioned worsened and the reality set in.

Dad grew up on National League baseball in the 1960s, when the league earned its distinction for flamethrowing,…

“Hey! Listen!” - Navi

Two.

There are five colors on the chart and four in the key, and one of the ones in the key isn’t in the chart and many of the names have no color and that chart makes me want to punch you and John in your faces.

Sam - Notre Dame has one rival. USC.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

Fortunately, this is the NBA we’re talking about, so he’s got something like eight months to rest up before the conference finals get started.

[takes a shot]