There should be an optional “carjacking” button on the fob for just such an occasion. When pressed, the doors lock and can only be unlocked by the fob. Then the interior is blasted with pepper spray while an OnStar type system calls police.

Unless the owner was just getting into the car?

Ok, start here:

You’re welcome, I guess. But I stole it from this ‘song’ @ 1:35:

Unfortunately, when it comes to modern urban assault vehicles the ‘nice’ ones top out in the 40s.

“We’re all just laughing now cuz this guy’s daughter’s a whore?”

This man is doing the Lord’s work

I’d say that a slightly different interpretation could also be valid : uptalk not necessarily functioning as a demand for attention or agreement, but as a signal that says “I’m seeking your empathy and understanding of what I’m talking about, and I’m crediting you with the ability and/or willingness to give it.”…

All depends on the type of covfefe he paid for.

I know.

Owned.

That is a profoundly silly comment.

We just bought a 2014 Nissan XTerra for about $15K. It’s amazingly clean, only had one owner, 37K [highway] miles, etc. We’d been looking for awhile, since the 2004 XTerra we had was being held together via cable ties, duct tape, and prayers to gods we don’t even believe in. Saw this come up on the search and ran red…

lol. I’ll defer to your expertise in “cucks.”

Wow 18mpgs? Her CT averages about 40-1mpg and with a 10-12 gallon tank that gets us 400+miles on a tank pretty easy. You wouldn’t have to get gas very often.

Fair complaint. I just don’t eat or drink in mine. ;)

Test drives are the only way you can really tell what vehicle you’re going to like. Sometimes you know right away and other times it seems like you’ve gotta try it 2 or 3 times lol.

Wife has one, yea it is slow, but it isn’t terrible. I mean you have to pick, do you want good mpg’s or speed? We have a ‘13 and you can switch it to sport mode which does wake it up a touch and to be honest the handling is pretty good and pretty flat, but it isn’t fast at all.

Torch, I love you, but this is a stupid fucking rant.