That's news to me. The laziest fuckers I've seen in my years of working were generally older males in mid-management.

I am a little concerned by your article in it's insistence on labeling - across a variety of areas. Is it a sign that someone is a biggot if they don't use the proper pronoun? And why distance these issues from mental health - it seems to further stigmatize mental health disorders (crazy is still a health need, and…

Entropy, as it affects the web, means that eventually all sites will achieve the same lukewarm temperature and cat gifs.

That's rather harsh.

Well yeah...but the top of what? The top of money? I mean, money is great, but I just don't buy that she is "smart as fuck" if all that matters to her is fame and money.

Alright, can we stop with all the Reddit stories now? I get that sometimes, like the National Enquirer, legitimate stories break there first—but the use of it as a source for stories on this site is getting excessive. I mean, if I wanted Reddit-quality reading material, I WOULD GO TO FUCKING REDDIT.

Back when I was 14, I was masturbating like no tomorrow. Once or twice a day for about two years, I would beat the meat in my bedroom and then proceed to ejaculate all over my carpet.

"There are so many levels of cringe-worthy awful here that I don't even know where to start."

You know that open-ended question you gals posed not long ago, asking readers what we'd like to read more of on Jezebel?

Not this.

I missed the part where this belongs on a site devoted to feminism.

His request encapsulates the entire reason that so many women commenting here are like "oh boo-hoo.". Women have been conditioned to remove every last bit of body hair lest we offend, and now dudes are crying about "why can't you accept my back hair!?! You have injured my feelings!" but we know that most back hair…

Well, this is about the most retarded thing I've read all week

So what? Because it is easier to shave that means there is an expectation for it to be dealt with as opposed to back hair?

Only idiots see their cars as gendered. That is stupid.

I won't get weird about their back hair if they don't get weird about my armpit and leg hair. No deal? That's what I thought.

Right. I bet all these guys would be totally cool to a woman with a mustache.

lol

Man tears.

Girls dressing as boys and vice versa isn't necessarily offensive IMO. Why does it necessarily have to be about mocking trans people?