If this had been about Hilary Clinton:

Someone is an MGBGT fan...

GTAM!!!!

So awesome.

This is an amazing pun. Thank you.

Who really cares? As shitty as Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull was, it didn't take a way from the awesomeness of Indiana Jones and the last crusade.

Honestly, if anything, this is a challenge to the actresses doing it and not a challenge to the original. If Melissa McCarthy can top "tell me about the twinkie,…

The FRS weighs 20% more than the Miata. You might as well put a motorcycle in the trunk.

Plus, the Miata has a roof that's removable! totally adds to it's appeal.

Okay, so, I work in Shanghai quite often, and ALL google products are blocked.

And you can get bootleg strap-on heelies that are awesome.

Did not know that. I had a 686, and I do not remember it having a safety. Although the new 686s have a key lock integrated into the frame.

And my Ruger Vaquero definitely had no safety.

I think it may depend on the pistol.

That's the cylinder release.

The "safety" on a revolver is generally carrying it with the hammer down on an unloaded chamber. That makes accidental discharge exceedingly difficult.

New political stance:

"Every thing I don't agree with is terrorism and you should be afraid of it."

It is everybody's responsibility to not commit crimes.

Today, the New York Times spotlights a movement at the intersection of two immensely violent American misunderstandings: first, the idea that carrying guns makes your surroundings safer, and second, the idea that the onus is on rape victims—rather than their rapists—to prevent their rapes.

Here is my take:

You're 95% right.

But the best choice possible is a Volvo 240 Wagon. In Brown. With a manual.

My choice, however, would be a W123 Mercedes non-turbo Diesel.

The W123 is INSANELY slow. I know this because I owned a W123 diesel (non turbo, which had 83 horsepower. When new. Which mine was not.) The big…

As someone who spends a lot of time in China (specifically shanghai), this kind of thing is kind of normal even when people AREN'T street racing. People drive like goddamn maniacs, and the attitude towards "merging" more closely approximates "zero fucks given, I'm changing lanes".

The whole experience of being in a…

I think he's perfect for the role.

That being said I hate this. Are they trying to make up for the crystal skull thing?

JESUS, JUST MAKE IT A NEW CHARACTER IN A NEW ADVENTURE MOVIE.

Can I be upset that they're making another Ghostbusters at all, and not that it stars four women?

Or is that more sexist than hating that they remade Red Dawn?

Cooper has stated in interviews that one major source of inspiration for American Sniper was the Western. Older generations familiar with the genre recall its reliance on a basic plot: Good gunslingers representing law, order, and mercy are outnumbered by bad gunslingers representing the opposite.

Hm. I think I remember saying "responsible gun owner".

That's an important distinction.

Also, Plenty of people got shot with other people's guns all over the world yesterday, and you're hung up on one kid dying who's parents were irresponsible morons?

Note: Kids of irresponsible morons are at higher risk of dying in…

Sitzpinkler is pretty good.

Although I just found out that "Niu bi" is chinese for an awesome person... Sort of a combination of "super cool" and "gives zero fucks". And literally translated, it means "cow pussy".

You mean "So small as to be negligible" and "so small as to be negligible" are not "so insignificantly different as to be negligible"?