He didn’t feel like shelling out for the ones with actual necks between torso and head. If you’re pleading not guilty or w/e maybe lose the mafia-looking CHUD bookends

Seriously, it would be hard to find people who make you look guilter by association than those dudes. It seems like a lot of New York lawyers really think juries will be more sympathetic towards a guy who’s mobbed up. And shit, maybe they are. It didn’t work for Manafort, but those were Virginia charges, and those…

thank you!

Ain’t no party like a Mordor party! Look at those orcs.

Can it please not be? That’s not how you change the world and it’s a fucking annoying expression. You can’t ‘cancel’ people who vote differently than you. You can’t ‘cancel’ the people who laugh at jokes you find offensive. ‘Cancelling’ is the new ‘helping’ wherein people who are all about Change® but don’t have the…

He’s a cis gendered white man who once made jokes that could vaguely be characterized as transphobic (not really though). The good people at jezebel will hate him forever. There is nothing he could have said yesterday to change that. 

“...included deadnaming Caitlyn Jenner”

...a silent signal acknowledging that the man we’re supposed to be listening to isn’t saying anything worth hearing

I love the two bodyguards flanking him.

When reached for comment the Mountain Lions called out local residents as “a bunch of fucking narcs.”

So this is illegal, but it’s entirely ok for evangelists to swindle millions by telling their congregations that “salvation is only a check away”?

Was the child actually hurt? The mother? I’m going to call that fairly earned coin until we get rid of the BS double standard that allows federally recognized religions to…

You are so obliging, my thanks. I was gonna say, So sweet! But, you know, didn't seem quite right, considering.

Yeah, me too.

God we can hope.

Eric looks like someone’s been putting small pieces of radioactive metal in his food. 

Oh, lord, more details, I beg you!

“... If you were to purchase a Toyota, you would not be able to drive off with a Lexus, because it was empty.”

Im glad I hate his music so I don't have to deal with any complicated feelings about being a fan. 

This psycho peed all over the candy rack at the CVS by my house. He should get the chair just for that.